Whom doesn’t love a plot twist? The person you’ve laughed at is you. You are such a clown 🤡 you didn’t even know it. Whomever heard of a sad clown???

Think about the plot to the storyline. I bet it’s very easily relatable. Just new names a few scenes changed. I bet when you think about it you’ll be mad in yer Lil boots

Just because we put on an act and are the stars of the show, doesn’t mean our play is our life 😈 you hate yourselfs and each other. You’ll both die alone few years apart surrounded by the thought of someone True man ing your life. Do you honestly think...

Had some hard-core b*** set with my wife’s white dog. She wouldn’t let me in her a**.. so I picked up Lil fido an pegged him on me like a door stopper ..

Late last night Tom was over . We were in the back yard laying on a blanket . We were kissing . He moved down and started kissing my inner thighs . I looked down and said what are you doing ? He looked up and asked had a guy...

I gotten brave last night . I touched my first d*** . Hey , I’m only 15 give me a break . Tommy taught me how to stroke it . Oh my god it gotten much harder and longer . I slowly stroked it . Few minutes later Tommy had...

His c***…so f****** big and hot….made me f****** shoot. No idea what was happening other than I needed that c***.. .I’m always gonna be Daddy’s sissy. I need his hard c*** c****** for me

Last nights fourplay was sure different . I like tom to lube his fingers up to finger me . Last night while he was getting me ready he used the next finger to rub my b*** hole . I was enjoying it . Eventually he slid a finger in my...

Hit and miss? More like S*** and Piss, amirite

I want to see with a fuk doll. I want to watch you moan while we pretend who it is and I do all sorts of things to your a** while we fuk it. 🤷🏽‍♀️

George Floyd probably had a nice jizzlestick.

—CORVALLUS

A former White House aide told colleagues President Donald Trump appeared to support rioters chanting “Hang Mike Pence!” as they stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, according to witnesses cited Wednesday in a news report. Two witnesses have told the House committee investigating the Capitol attack that Trump’s chief...

I kissed a kurder yesterday, he said “Jeg har f****** mange giz mand”

America just witnessed the fist Transfaggot mass murderer slaughter school kids in Texas.

300? Are you retarded? Idk who you been arguing with it ain’t you’re tho. Maybe you should go back to the corvallus, faggler, breeding s***. It’s embarrassing acknowledging you even fell out of the c*** a survived meth,booze and pharmaceutical prescription that are all recalled. Boomer!

ill f*** your a** just as much as ill f****** S**** Steven’s a** there’s enough jism to go around

i love two people at once
im in love with my best friend and i know he has feelings for me too, but he is my ex… and i know next time im alone with him things are probably gonna go further than they went last time.
i...

My first time trying a*** it hurt and I never wanted to do it again. I’m currently obsessed with it and am doing it mid-call in online school. It feels so good

For years i saw my 52 yr old foster mom drying after bathing.When we were alone the door was open which any 15 yr old would enjoy.She was 5 ft ish but had a good full firm body and naturally this aroused me s******* which she was fully aware of.She...

Are YOU Maycho enough to accept the #CORVALLUSCHALLENGE ?

First get your hole GREAZED; then get SLEAZED by doing a booty bump & take 2 deep hits of poppers in each nostril, then get spitroasted by the hairiest jizzlesticks you can find in your front & backsnatch til they both...

I was at a sports bar in my neighborhood this afternoon and a group of straight guys were drinking beer and watching the game and one said “man I need some p****!”

I interjected and said “well, have you ever tried a backpussy?”

“What’s a backpussy?” A tall,...

It’s not like you wouldn’t be with those other men if you were with me anyway right? Exactly.

Does the guy you find yourself lucky for finding know what’s going on in your head? Because if he did…. It might kill him early.

Just had s** for the first time at 27 years old. Feel horrible about it, didn’t really enjoy it, not even really into the girl. Wasn’t worth it.

Yeah, the hate is so strong I fantasize about killing them after decades, so it would probably be a good idea that I talk to them? The next time I see them? Is that what you are saying?

Thanks for the advice s*** for brains. Are you a rocket scientist?...

What did Joan do to you? Do you know?

Dude, who is it you think you’re talking to and what is it you think they did to you? I assure you I’m not that person and I honestly haven’t done anything to anyone.

Butting in. I know you weren’t talking to me, but those words are comforting and I was hoping to talk with a “old friend” but this has been helpful. Thank you. 😇

☕️ Would you like to talk on the phone? Maybe video chat or hang out and talk in person?
Maybe Monday night..

I kissed my bestfriend while i was drunk and told her countless times that she was beautiful. God i wish i wasn’t drunk so i can remember what it was like

Do not go gently into that goodnight. RAGE!

Why is there a fuking actual loon moaning away near my window in a damn city.

there’s a reddit post that goes, “my dad once told me he lost his virginity to a dead but still warm doe.”
“whipped cheese in a ballsack, that sounds hot,” i said, four years ago. I then put my phone down and probably masturbated. I dunno.
But, in...

I walked in on my brother playing with his p**** and he kept going so I watched and asked what he was doing and he told me to do it for him so I grabbed his p**** and he put his hand around mine and started pulling it up and...

I had s** with my friend for the first time last weekend and wow.
The moment that keeps replaying in my head is when I moaned his immediate response was ‘oh yeah?’ And to go harder. It felt amazing, and I want to do it again, except we’re young...

I didn’t know how it was going to go but I did it I started rubbing my c*** and did it until granny saw me she watched me for a bit then said to me take it out and jack it I pulled my shorts off and started jacking I...

My wife and I are very k**** when it comes to s** so the other day she asked me if I had ever wanted to f*** my mom which I told her yes so we decided to just walk in her bed room naked and try to f*** her we...

The team had to get a physical by the coach and he sent home permission slips for us. We all came in for our physical and he told us we’d have to do them at the same time since itd be faster. We got in the locker room and he...

I’m a middle aged married man. I have a guy friend in a sexless marriage and I feel bad for him. I’d like to give him the s***** outlet he needs. I’m willing to be the woman in the bedroom for him. I’m not attracted to men but I’d do...

When I was a teen, I slept with my best friends mother. It wasn’t planned and just happened during a sleepover or whatever one wants to call it. This was the early 90s. I was almost 15. My best buddy was out cold snoring like a hurricane. I thought I...

My wife and I have been married for 21 years and we have good s** but I’m more k**** than her like say I want to watch her f*** another c*** but the other nite I did something I have never even thought of texting back and forth to get...