I was at a sports bar in my neighborhood this afternoon and a group of straight guys were drinking beer and watching the game and one said “man I need some p****!”

I interjected and said “well, have you ever tried a backpussy?”

“What’s a backpussy?” A tall, stocky blond with large forearms in the group said.

“It’s like if you want some p**** and theres none around and your bro has a backpussy that feels like the real thing he’ll let you use it just to make you feel good and relaxed”

“Do you know anyone like that?” A curly haired olive skinned member of the group asked.

Before I knew it I was behind the bar in the alley with a line of straight guys taking turns on my backclam.

“Damn this backpussy is the bomb!” I heard one say. “hurry up I’m next” the curly haired guy said.

I consider offering up my backpussy to h**** bros as a community service, that’s apart of what I call The Corvallus Difference™

–CBW3