I had never been in love before I met her my crush. She’s so perfect and I feel like a creep when I think about her. Idk why, but she is my first crush. I never loved someone more than her. She’s so athletic. She can play the guitar and...

Or cutting off the tip, Will it work? I started doing it a few weeks ago. My (secret) gf has noticed like at al. She’s super Christian and terrified of getting pregnant but isn’t on birth control bc well, honestly it’s like she doesn’t really understand it idk like she’s...

I was jerking off in my room and my nephew snuck in and he asked me if I could play the game with him. I told him that I was busy and to shut my door. He closed the door and sat on my bed. I rolled my eyes and...

The Tesla Model Y is often hailed as the best electric crossover on sale. However, it still has its problems. YouTuber “Just Frugal Me” recently outlined a few issues he has found with his Model Y. “Phantom Braking” The Model Y is prone to phantom braking. When in Autopilot it...

Another uneducated White went on down to the truck stop to pick up Burfords and STDs sounds like a porn0 with a twist. Reenactment porns the next trend

I don’t know how you do this being with other people. I feel like I want to vomit. 🙁

Former President Donald Trump’s mangled recitation of the names of the 21 Uvalde, Texas, mass shooting victims at the National Rifle Association’s convention on Friday made Twitter critics’ blood run cold. The names of the 19 children and two teachers, broken up into hardly recognizable syllables in Trump’s stumbling pronunciation,...

Met the hottest guy ever today I’m gonna j******* rn

Whom doesn’t love a plot twist? The person you’ve laughed at is you. You are such a clown 🤡 you didn’t even know it. Whomever heard of a sad clown???

Think about the plot to the storyline. I bet it’s very easily relatable. Just new names a few scenes changed. I bet when you think about it you’ll be mad in yer Lil boots

Just because we put on an act and are the stars of the show, doesn’t mean our play is our life 😈 you hate yourselfs and each other. You’ll both die alone few years apart surrounded by the thought of someone True man ing your life. Do you honestly think...

Had some hard-core b*** set with my wife’s white dog. She wouldn’t let me in her a**.. so I picked up Lil fido an pegged him on me like a door stopper ..

Late last night Tom was over . We were in the back yard laying on a blanket . We were kissing . He moved down and started kissing my inner thighs . I looked down and said what are you doing ? He looked up and asked had a guy...

I gotten brave last night . I touched my first d*** . Hey , I’m only 15 give me a break . Tommy taught me how to stroke it . Oh my god it gotten much harder and longer . I slowly stroked it . Few minutes later Tommy had...

His c***…so f****** big and hot….made me f****** shoot. No idea what was happening other than I needed that c***.. .I’m always gonna be Daddy’s sissy. I need his hard c*** c****** for me

Last nights fourplay was sure different . I like tom to lube his fingers up to finger me . Last night while he was getting me ready he used the next finger to rub my b*** hole . I was enjoying it . Eventually he slid a finger in my...

Hit and miss? More like S*** and Piss, amirite

I want to see with a fuk doll. I want to watch you moan while we pretend who it is and I do all sorts of things to your a** while we fuk it. 🤷🏽‍♀️

George Floyd probably had a nice jizzlestick.

—CORVALLUS

A former White House aide told colleagues President Donald Trump appeared to support rioters chanting “Hang Mike Pence!” as they stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, according to witnesses cited Wednesday in a news report. Two witnesses have told the House committee investigating the Capitol attack that Trump’s chief...

I kissed a kurder yesterday, he said “Jeg har f****** mange giz mand”

America just witnessed the fist Transfaggot mass murderer slaughter school kids in Texas.

300? Are you retarded? Idk who you been arguing with it ain’t you’re tho. Maybe you should go back to the corvallus, faggler, breeding s***. It’s embarrassing acknowledging you even fell out of the c*** a survived meth,booze and pharmaceutical prescription that are all recalled. Boomer!

ill f*** your a** just as much as ill f****** S**** Steven’s a** there’s enough jism to go around

i love two people at once
im in love with my best friend and i know he has feelings for me too, but he is my ex… and i know next time im alone with him things are probably gonna go further than they went last time.
i...

My first time trying a*** it hurt and I never wanted to do it again. I’m currently obsessed with it and am doing it mid-call in online school. It feels so good

For years i saw my 52 yr old foster mom drying after bathing.When we were alone the door was open which any 15 yr old would enjoy.She was 5 ft ish but had a good full firm body and naturally this aroused me s******* which she was fully aware of.She...

Are YOU Maycho enough to accept the #CORVALLUSCHALLENGE ?

First get your hole GREAZED; then get SLEAZED by doing a booty bump & take 2 deep hits of poppers in each nostril, then get spitroasted by the hairiest jizzlesticks you can find in your front & backsnatch til they both...

I was at a sports bar in my neighborhood this afternoon and a group of straight guys were drinking beer and watching the game and one said “man I need some p****!”

I interjected and said “well, have you ever tried a backpussy?”

“What’s a backpussy?” A tall,...

It’s not like you wouldn’t be with those other men if you were with me anyway right? Exactly.

Does the guy you find yourself lucky for finding know what’s going on in your head? Because if he did…. It might kill him early.

Just had s** for the first time at 27 years old. Feel horrible about it, didn’t really enjoy it, not even really into the girl. Wasn’t worth it.

Yeah, the hate is so strong I fantasize about killing them after decades, so it would probably be a good idea that I talk to them? The next time I see them? Is that what you are saying?

Thanks for the advice s*** for brains. Are you a rocket scientist?...

What did Joan do to you? Do you know?

Dude, who is it you think you’re talking to and what is it you think they did to you? I assure you I’m not that person and I honestly haven’t done anything to anyone.

Butting in. I know you weren’t talking to me, but those words are comforting and I was hoping to talk with a “old friend” but this has been helpful. Thank you. 😇

☕️ Would you like to talk on the phone? Maybe video chat or hang out and talk in person?
Maybe Monday night..

I kissed my bestfriend while i was drunk and told her countless times that she was beautiful. God i wish i wasn’t drunk so i can remember what it was like

Do not go gently into that goodnight. RAGE!

Why is there a fuking actual loon moaning away near my window in a damn city.

there’s a reddit post that goes, “my dad once told me he lost his virginity to a dead but still warm doe.”
“whipped cheese in a ballsack, that sounds hot,” i said, four years ago. I then put my phone down and probably masturbated. I dunno.
But, in...