Before we go out of town. Hubby and I always say Don’t do nothing I would do. This past week I drove Junior back to college and dropped him off at his frat house. They have a new roommate is nickname is Oscar. Two others just giggled. About an hour later I asked about his nickname. He replied his manhood is long and very skinny. I just smiled and said show me. We ended up in bathroom. Me leaned over the bathroom countertop. He forgot to mention how thick he was! I moaned oh My God. My mom bun got a ponding! Not once but twice. That afternoon I really earned my M I L F W I N G ‘S.
You are like a bag of dog shiitt Not even the Garbage can wants you!
Sultan the Insultor
Pop a fucken perk Readin memes bout Charlie kirk Liftin concrete my f***** neck hurt Purple dinosaur dickss skirt skirt
Jaeden the creator (adhd super rapper)
I shaved my head and put it on my crap, now it’s in your mailbox
Poop Boy 41y
I tried wearig my wife’s undies and I liked it! So I’m middle Eastern Muslim man, straight like an arrow, my body is naturally smooth and I maintain a good shape, my wife was away to her parents one day and -out of curiosity- I tried putting on one of...
Are you trying to threaten me with something that you’ve already done? That you’re going to hurt me with something that you already have? It doesn’t work like that. When someone resigns themselves that you’ve taken a different road than they, all they can do is happily move along on...
Imagine how many gallons of c**/jizzle juice corvallus has drank over the years. Totally a jizzleholic.
I would like to share and confess my experiences, the bad and my most hidden and very personal experience I have that I wanted to forget so that I can move forward and start fresh. They said that sharing your most hidden secrets to someone will make it easier for...
Don’t forget tonight at KFC on Delaney and Michigan it’s Corvallus Freaky Deaky Chicken Fuckfest! I’ll be in my sling legs up backsnatch WIDE OPEN and the special guest is YOUR D***! I will also be using the mashed potatoes, gravy and coleslaw to eat out fragrant black bootyholes! You...
I’m a masculine mature guy, blue collar construction worker. Had never been with a guy but had fantasies about having a bi t********. I had been cruising on Craigslist for a couple (mf) to have a t********. I replied to a post looking for a mature bi male. I chatted...
Come visit the USA with all its great cities, sights, and entertainment. You might even get killed by an assault rifle. You are not giving up your guns, so get off the 2nd amendment defense. Keep your handguns, rifles, and shotguns. The AR-15 and M-16 among others, are made to...
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Reminder for whites out there your job is to:
✓ Drain my balls ✓ fill my belly ✓ don’t ask me for s***! (Especially not tips!)
Who the fuk is turning this place into a weight watchers?? Haven’t you people ruined enough chat rooms that no one wants to go near anymore??F****** sickening people. . .
Strawberries carry hepatitis. The junkies are in your fruits.
(Oh guy) you’re lady, weighing in at the same weight as you. Are you trying to box her? I tell you what, you can paint a pig but it ain’t gonna be pretty. Nomatter how many photos you filter that fat a** with. Fat girls made that photo editing s***....
I hookup every day. Several times if possible. Tonight I only had 1 Top f*** me. This really muscled Mexican guy from the military base nearby came over. Very nice smooth larger than average uncut c***. He walked in me on my knees. Pulled his c*** out for me to...
Which one of you boys is going to coddle me for at least 20 min. so I can get some sleep? You spoiled me now hop to it.
Okay. ? This is a public board. Can you not support your person in private??
Everyone sees things through their own messed up perceptions after all, I really, truly hope you get the help you need – through your own power because that is what it will take.
Today I sniffed my mom’s used p******… after my dad filled her mommy hole with the magic baby maker juice…
Im a married man who also met the “Prestonian” (his name is Preston) on a gay hookup site. He also made me bring him two bufords and the cheap b****** made me reimburse him for gas for his niggermobile. When I asked why I should pay for his gas he...
Do any of you even realize how much better off these people are without your shitstain mouth and thought garbage around them?
The other day I stopped by my sister and brother-in-law’s house to check in on my brother-in-law who recently broke his foot. We got talking about how my they haven’t had s** in a month because of his foot. I offered to s*** his d*** knowing my sister never does!...
I am 28year male , I had s** with a 60 year old woman. I love it , I ask her if we could sleep in the same bed. She said yes , I have never felt better in life and more relaxed. She confess the same.
I itchy , it’s very irritated. Yuck
Outspoken Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has been in the news again after posting a series of bizarre claims on Twitter, suggesting that the heterosexual people could soon be extinct. As Pride Month kicked off, Greene took to Twitter to suggest that “they” will soon ensure that there are no...
My gay mate and I drove around talking about s**.
He grabbed my hand and put it on his hard c***.
We drove around stroking over our pants. It was heaven.
When we both went home we jerked off over webcam to each other. His boyfriend was downstairs.
I let...
Whelp! ..humble opinion. My ring size is 7 . just because I like you. Dont forget the halo diamond effect for when we get married .🤐
I cut myself for the first time yesterday night. I don’t know how to feel about it.
I’m about to have my first s***** experience with someone else and i’m really excited
I lost my virginity at 30 and didn’t receive my first b****** until I was 32
Why do you put so much more thought into writing about me than I ever do in actually reading it? I think someone is losing their mind.
My boyfriend asked if I wanted to have s** so as we were standing in front of the bed, I poured lube into my hand. He kept asking what I was doing. I took his c*** into my hand and started rubbing it like I’d seen him do.. He was...
I would love to enjoy a potato sack race ….or 3 legged race …laughter and even doing a hot dog roll down a hill..with someone that can make me laugh . a man that would challenge me to enjoy life with him .
And ever since I fucked him I told some friends and now they wanna f*** him with me. Football gang stay together 😂😂
I fucked this dude at a party I went to.. I know it’s a sin but I was h**** af and he was gay. All of the girls were too ugly to try and f*** so I just fucked the dude. And I don’t even care bro. Tightest a** I’ve...
You’re gonna end up just like ma Siren. You’re going to be abandoned in your old age after pouring years of your life into building a life with him, while he leaves you for a younger, less burdensome woman. Thats what happens when you only date a guy for security...
I was boating over the weekend and had to pee really bad but the lake was too cold for me to get in… I ended up having to just whip it out over the edge of the boat and let it rip for everyone to see… Right as...
You are too cute when you wake up.
Looking for some b******* action in Colorado Springs area. My name is Bob and I love bobbing on a big c****! Saw there’s a lot of like minded individuals here. Let’s s*** each other’s c**** or f*** each other’s butts! I’ve got a tight hairy hole!
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I am a male in 20s. I went to a shop run by women that sells intimates for both men and women. It is a small shop. I purchased men gstrings standing next to a group of college girls who came to purchase something. Very great experience although the girls...
Russian president Vladimir Putin has apparently been given a maximum of three years to live by doctors and he is losing his eyesight. A number of unconfirmed reports in recent weeks have suggested the 69-year-old president’s health has been deteriorating quickly. (The Gabber)
I came out as bi around december. My best friend also came out shortly after, we both started changing our apperances and started to express ourselves more. Safe to say I’m very confused, I want to protect her from everything, I’ve never loved or cared for anyone as much as...