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People here might think so called Corvallus or Corvo Chango is funny or hilarious or a real wild kind of guy but I had a terrible experience with him. I thought he was looking for a serious relationship so I met him for lunch. His cheap a** made me pay and then went back and took the tip and said “I don’t like leaving no damn tips”. I told him that I left the tip and not him and he said “Greg you better watch your cracker mouth, that’s a warning”.

Once we got in my car he told me to pull off on a side road and open the trunk. I did as I was told because I didn’t want to make him angry. He pushed me forward and ripped my pants down and said “let’s see how that balloon knot feels” and he spit on his c*** and entered me. While he was “niggerfucking” me in his words he kept saying ooh and ahh and “you gonna make a man lose his nut in that backpussy”. I think he got the word backpussy from this website. When he finally ejaculated (he has pretty good staying power) he started shaking violently and he sounded like an actor in a minstrel show saying “oh lordy oh me oh my I do declare” and this kind of shits.

Once he was finished pumping out his s**** he changed completely and started calling me a cracker and a racist and telling me to take him home and muttered to himself “gay a** cracker making me f*** his a******…”

When he got out of the car he ripped a disgusting fart and then closed the door really fast. It smelled like beef and onions. He said “I ate at La Caretta earlier, that’s some leftovers for you” Corvallus said.

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.•♫•♬• 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘥. 𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺. 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥. •♬•♫•.

So I was watching Jeopardy! yesterday while cutting out New Yorker comic strips.(because why not) One of them reminded me of this woman who somehow knew who she was going to marry and who her friends would be at her wedding.

My dad and I started talking about it, and he said, “It would be funny if we did that—like, have you name a bunch of people.” Then he started listing only boys’ names, which honestly annoyed me.

It reminded me of when I was little and you would always say, “One day, when you get married to a boy or a girl…” which I always appreciated because it never assumed who I’d end up with. So it kind of pissed me off that my dad immediately only came up with boys’ names, especially when you always made a point not to make assumptions like that.So I was watching jeopardy yesterday while cutting out new yorkers commic strpps. one of them remined me of this lady who new who she was going to marry and who her friends would be at her wedding. me and my dad started talking about it and he was like ” it would be funny if we did that like make you say a bunch of names *starts naming only boys names” Like when I was little you would always be like one day when you get married to a boy or Girl.

like dad maybe I’m biiiii????

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