I can’t wait for the nuclear. I hate people.

African Americans have the most fragrant grundles of all races.

CORVALLUS WINSLOW
Editor, Grundlehuffer Gazette

I think a part of me is in love with my best friend.

A part of me questions this because I (18 F) have a lot of issues with men due to trauma, and my best friend (18 M) is basically the only guy I have in my personal life...

You do need to find a calling card 🃏🤡 here’s mine. This world needs a better class of criminal, and I’m going to give it to them.

There was a homeless man, in a rec field near where I live, cops came out, the homeless guy, he had a weapon. Shotgun I believe, so the cops closed on him & did kill him. There was a ceremony, to hand out medals to the cops who eliminated the...

I understand your upset. However it’s not changing the fact your mother buys us lubricant thinking it’s for greasing metal. Infact it’s only for geasy sleazy a** f******

I was gaming on my Xbox and my friend who’s gay was texting me saying he didn’t know where to go cuz his dad locked the doors and he was out past curfew. So I told him to come stay with me and my mom cuz she has a heart...

I have never known love and security like this. Not even from my parents. After such a long life of enduring coldness and pain all of a sudden it’s…not gone, but less. I can be soft. And now? I have no idea what I’m doing. I hope I don’t lose...

When I was 14, a lovely autistic man asked me to marry him. I thought it was really sweet until my mom said he was being serious. I look back on it now, and I still think it was sweet. He kept a big smile on his face after I...

I brought soju in school

Pause, take a moment to reflect on what you are about to do. You will forsake all other beliefs, all other religions, and acknowledge that C***, who finds His place at the center of your body, is the undisputed center of your life.

In preparation collect some urine in a...

I was in Houston Texas for work in 2009 for several weeks throughout the year. I used to frequent the adult theaters being a good little c*** w**** allowing anyone to breed me. The filthier the place the better. The filthier the men the better. Then came the day.

I...

You may guitar beginners to learn on nylon strings instead of steel BUT steel strings are best for garrote.

Question:

Perry Kalynuk gives the replacement teacher, the fired teacher’s private email address (without asking her for permission first) and told the new teacher that she could email the fired teacher for help. The fired teacher is not answering her emails. Why is that?

Answer:

Wow, that’s nervy. Imagine your...

I’d advise guitar beginners to learn on nylon strings instead of steel. That’s all.

I stopped at this restaurant, I just wanted some souvlaki. So I’m in there eating, all of the sudden this f****** madman in a suit and tie comes from the back with a stack of plates, he probably destroyed $350 worth of plates! just starts hurling them on the ground...

One of my closest friends ever I have recently developed feelings for them, but they live in another country (Although just to say I know them for around 4 years this point.). I’m pretty sure they also like me, but I don’t wish to confess till the time is...

I’m going to tell that trash person who raped me, stole from me, pretended to be my friend when I was just looking for friendships – to f****** kill himself. Why won’t he die already? He’s overdosed over 20 times, just f****** die you garbage p************, waste of air fucker

White House,” former DOJ prosecutor Andrew Weissman, claimed that the 43 empty classified document folders that were allegedly found by the FBI at Mar-a-Lago should raise alarm bells. “And when you see how many folders were empty, that is the thing that causes you to take a deep breath and...

Danger, Danger Will Robinson!! White House,” former DOJ prosecutor Andrew Weissman, claimed that the 43 empty classified document folders that were allegedly found by the FBI at Mar-a-Lago should raise alarm bells. “And when you see how many folders were empty, that is the thing that causes you to take...

It’s a fad the new trend. Become a female teacher and g******* the school boy who cry about the knuckle busters in they’re a**

How do you know the words? Fruitcake.

I’d take off an stab myself for attention if everyone disliked me as well. Hey we know the saying someone’s watching when nobody else is.

Seems plausible to arrest Trump and then set up a bombing, probably a federal building, as the retaliation. The republicans in Congress and conservative media will stop campaigning. Instead they will cower, apologize and condemn the attack. Women will be appalled by the bloodshed. Their votes will go to Dems....

Everything he’s saying is a lie. Look at the soldiers and the blood-red lighting. This is about planting the seed of violence in the heads of millions. He uses pushwords like “total war” and “blood in the streets” and “will of the people” that tap into the subconscious.

Really have...

Angry ancient FJB does not behave as if he thinks that 81 million Americans voted for him, more like he knows that Trump actually got 120 million votes.

my brain won’t stop telling me to flirt with women, I’m not even interested in women, and I’m straight. I’m so confused, is this a hormone?

I grow my own weed. I started this about 2 years ago. I grow exclusively autoflowers right now but am wanting to get into doing photo periods. Unlike the rest of the progressive United States Texas is stuck in the dark ages and it is still illegal to grow here....

So my wife and I are getting a divorce she left me about a month ago. The entire last 2 years of our relationship I looked at transsexual and gay videos. I would sneak into the living room after she took her sleeping medicine at night and watch transsexual and...

I drive uber in a large city . Picked up two highschoolers . Female and male . About 5 minutes into the ride I hear a slight moan . The female is stroking this guy off . Then I heard her say don’t even think about coming . I’ll finish...

Met this guy online, I’m not sure if he was being dumb or just plainly didn’t care at all (since his full name was on full display in snap because I live in a diff country as him), sexted him for a couple of days. I always had an impression...

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I’m trying to work on my social skills and attempting to pull myself out of my shell. I downloaded a phone app with a fake number to converse with people on and practice random chatting and conversation with strangers. I’m a 28 year old guy from Ohio, my number is...

I ordered and am now wearing a chastity cage for the first time ever.
At first i didn’t think the sissy hypnos would work…
Then came the buttplug…
The mistress chats…
The inevitable meeting with a d*********…
Wearing p******, heels, stockings and a corset…
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What r u doing step uncle?

Whom plucked the apple that doomed mankind? “Not I” said the one with more ribs an d*** between the thighs.

Easy mode.. you assume he’s late because of lazy, family affairs and what have you. Now huh huh the lack of drive on your parts brought to light an I’m what? Supposed to let you.. make me.. look bad in front of a team. On top of this.. you want...

Yesterday went out to lunch with my neighbor Sue . We ended up in this adult toy store . I learned that I was living under a rock. I didn’t know that they sold CBD body lubricants . Sue said this was a great product . You wanna try some...

I was at the supermarket yesterday and I walked into an aisle in front of an older man, and it was just he and i. I’m a big muscular guy with a big a**, and I walked down the aisle with a little sway in my hips hoping he was...