i was standing over a niggga with an egg like im gonna crack em.

-Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

Cadillac Elmiraj at Park Hyatt

Carspotter416

first time with my mil , she said she had a tattoo , it was near her breast. she asked if i wanted to see it and i said yes, she lifted her shirt and cupped her hand over her b***. i told her she didn’t need to cover it...

Mothafuca here ist €5
Go get uncle Milos a pack of Cigarettes and hair clips from ALDi.

The Adventures of man bun milos

its easier to find Unicorn than it is to find a real niggga these days.

SantaSquad100

Im drunk, blame it on my Irish ancestry. Yeah hoe im an assholee.

-Irish alcoholic assholes.

My gf has wanted to peg me, yesterday I agreed. She was gentle, going in slow and pumping easy. Low key, it was OK. She stroked me off as she pumped, and I shot the b********* on a plate.

I knew my future wife for over two years before we finally started dating during the spring of our senior year of college. During that time, she had s** with several guys while I remained a virgin and continuously masturbated thinking about how much I wanted to f*** her.
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Create a kind message for my best friend Julia about how amazing she is, because she is a bit sad lately

After the great s** with the black guy , he stole my purse on the way out and gave me an STD. Be careful ladies

I’m 26 yr old female, hot body and single. In my apartment complex, I saw my black neighbor come home one night and urinated on a bush in front of my bedroom window. I was amazed at the size of his p**** which was lit up by a landscape light....

If I weren’t crazy😱
I’d be insane!🤡

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Come sit down, cross roads with Britney Spears is on tv!.

-The Conners.

Looks like you’ve brought a knife 🔪
To a joke fight💥
and you are the joke!🤡

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Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger… dont die on me Tony🤫🤫🤫

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You know‽ you remind me of my father‽💨
I fucken hated my father!💥

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I liked the idea of having s** once and never again.

He looks like he’s hungry, come here bittch he needs to feed.

Darren Fletcher aka “Captain Cannibal”

I don’t understand why I continue checking on here, as if I need validation; I’m doing better than I ever have before. In addition to being sober, I gave up caffeine, and any drinks with sweeteners. °~° Just sparkling water and cigars for this derp.

if my son turn out gay the adoption clinic is that way, say dat.

-Young Dolphin & Key glock

Guys! my dad is gunna fucken flip!! hes gonna lose his shitt when he sees fhat dead h00ker floating face down in his pool.

-About that party from last night.

Know before you go:

The annual Niagara Falls F** Bash is a free event, for straight men who want a 1 weekend party away from their wife, with endless assblast wings, h00kers, and hot g****** with black ex cons.
The annual Niagara Falls F** Bash, every since 2014. a...

your nigggas might be the realest in the room — but they could be the fakest nigggas in total.

-Santasquad100.

want to be fucked raw by a poz top

I watched my future wife being gangbanged at a party when we were in college. All week, I couldn’t get her out of my mind since she appeared to really enjoy herself and came often while being fucked by about 10 guys.
I knew that I had seen her...

The wait is over
The weekend is here
The annual NIAGARA FALLS F** BASH is back in action 🎬.
Leave your wife at home, and bring your homies, cuz you gon get dis dicc up your trunk

I was in Fort Lauderdale last night and saw Clark and Corvallus driving the Oldsmobile Silhouette up and down the street. He didn’t mention the (custom?) sunroof in the silhouette or the external speakers.

The silhouette was blasting Corvallus song (as DJ Hepatitis CB) “My Backpussy’s On Broadway” —...

spill the tea biitch, PEEKO PEEKO PEEKO imma reel nikka
PEEKO
PEEKO
PEEKO
N1GGER

🍵david pekoe tea🍵

1 of 1 spec Bugatti Mistral W16 “Le Perle Rare ” at CIAS 26.

Carspotter416

So my new bf is a colorful guy. He has a p@nty fetish, a small peen and foreskin, nice house and car. I love his tongue on my button…a big Valentines weekend is planned.

i tried to offer lower prices and Bob the Builder slashed my employees throat with a drywall blade

-Barry the repair man

Let me guess, you’ll be alone another Valentines Day 💝 LOL

Cupid4u

Audi R8 ABT XGT
In Essen Germany

GERMANCARSPOTTER

Got caught skinny dipping this past summer. This girl calls every day wanting to see my D ick again.

The first time that I saw a furry p**** was when I was 12 after my mother had an operation. I asked about the operation. My mother was lying in bed, and she pulled up her nightgown showing me her incision. My father pulled down her p****** exposing her bushy...

JoAnna Freeland stood near me today and I felt butterflies. I know she doesn’t have feelings for me (I tend to get overlooked by women), but it’s fun to make believe. She is a beautiful soul and deserves better than me anyway.

Had my parents let me, I’d most likely travel to Croatia from Bosnia and Herzegovina to meet a man from a p*** site and give my virginity to him when I was 17. My mother found out we sexted (and that he sent me explicit photos), and she shamed me...

So When I was 13 going through puberty it was Just My mom and I she been working 3 jobs to save enough money to get our own place out in the country so we got a small single wide 2 bed 2 bath trailer and it was mid summer...

I need help. This Wednesday is hubby’s birthday. I gave in to be shared. We discussed this event. We can’t decide on who’s taking me first. The birthday boy or the visitor.

My gf made me try on her undies when we were fooling around. I got a nice woodie, she lol. Now I do it all the time.