y’all ever s*** so much it hurts…how did you get better. asking for a friend

Tried smoking out of curiosity.
…is it supposed to have a sweet taste? I thought it’ll be bitter.

When I first saw FTXs Sam Bankman Fried on TV it blew my balls off! That’s Sucio Sam! He would fly into Miami from Bahamas to get his backsnatch worked and creamed at all the hotspots: Slammers, Cleo’s, Hank’s, Clubhouse II, Purple Cucumber, Tool Shed… He was a slutty cumpig...

My boyfriend is an a** guy. He did a*** with his ex and I know it’s his favorite kind of p*** but for 2 and a half years he only tried my a** once or twice. I couldn’t figure out why he wouldn’t do it with me. Honestly I felt...

About six months ago my husband’s mother died and his father took it hard. Since I have giving time to lift his spirits. It started with meals, talk, movies, chores, exercise, a hug, … . We changed the decor and tossed the bed along with other strong memory links. In...

hitlers brought up now you attack the jews lol someone isn’t knowledgeable of hitlers parents

I, 39M lost my virginity last year to a 21F girl. We had met at TacoBell, when I saw her slurping on that straw. My little member rose to the sky…Honestly, I took her to a car and just felt a gush and sizzle all around me. She didn’t know...

I double-dated with my older stepbrother, age 18, and my girlfriend ( age 16 ) ( Now Wife ) and I ( age 16 )had the backseat. My stepbrother and his girlfriend had the front. We were at a drive-in movie, and his girlfriend asked me to take her to...

///FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE///
EXCERPTS FROM CORVY B’s new single coming out soon on Grundlehuffer Music Recordings:

“KEEP THEIR DICKS CREAMING”

Funk me right on up, So get up
get a hard on and get your groove on
It’s the CBW the spectacular
In a party...

I’m tired of hiding who I am! I am CORVALLUS WINSLOW and yes I am a CUMPIG!

shortest.link/Corvallus

Here’s a video with some of my hottest romps over the years. Enjoy!

I am a 15y/o female. I am very turned on by cameltoes. Especially when the undies are visibly a little bit damp/wet, like from a pee leak or a WAP, etc. I also really like BIG FAT JUICY cameltoes w/ thick thighs. I’m getting tingly between my legs while I...

i think this is the first time i am pursuing something that is immensely fatal.

i have a twisted infatuation for my fourth period teacher and i feel (unfortunately with both excitement and fear) that he reciprocates this as well.

it isn’t complete delusion though as the mannerisms, emails,...

www .marbridge.***/residents/a-program-helping-those-with-mental-retardation/.

Here’s something for you, Blackie.

when complete strangers start telling you you should find someone who deserves you. .

i had my first kiss last night 🙂

Stop spying on me and looking for your own pictures you little s***. I love you okay.

A few months ago I was finger f****** my German shepherd in the a** and the phone rang. It was work asking me if I could come in asap because 2 stuff couldn’t come into work at the last minute coz of Covid. I quickly wiped the dog excrement off...

CUMDUMPS 4 CHRIST

📌 URGENT NOTICE: long story short, 3 wild blacks broke my backsnatch earlier this evening, I’ll be out of commish for at least 2 to 3 days.

I repeat do not show up at the alligator fuckhouse looking for backpussy! I can give you my mouthpussy only! If you’re...

If a man has never Been loved before , wouldn’t he shout it from the rooftops if he truly was proud to finally be loved ? Or would he hide it ? “Protect” it? I dunno

I farted when I came and he thought it was a q**** so I just went with that. We laughed. He fucked me proper and came too. It was funny. Lol

Please Mr. P********, break my hymen. I always love sweaty stinky oldman balls rubbing against my nice soft skin.

i had my first experience with a toaster

I hate Natasa Bosnjak
I f*****’ don’t even care if she dies.

I hate Natasa Bosnjak
I f*****’ don’t even care if she dies.

First time high on weed while giving a bj: I got a bit upset because I had a fight with my bf earlier that day, so I went for a smoke. The strain’s THC is a bit high, so I felt quite dizzy and when I close my eyes I...

I just lost my virginity to a girl in college. She has massive t*** and i liked her the moment i saw her, we talked for a couple of weeks and she’s genuinely hilarious. I went to her house and in the middle of a movie she gave me a...

BACKSNATCH!

when i was 15 ivtold a 24 year old i was 18 and we…. Idk how to feel bc they were genuinely nice and wouldnt of done it if the knew

It’s sickening. I can’t even believe how disgusting these posts are.

How the hell does a person end up so wromg in the head, backwards and like I said with seriously bad taste by any standards? Without question it’s not a matter of “to each their own” it’s a...

Das lembranças que fazem gargalhar… Na segunda-feira, arrumando a mala para me mudar, me deparo com a minha caixinha de suplementos, toda arrumadinha para os dias de viagem, mas INTACTA! Foram quatro dias e quatro noites de puro deleite, em que não me submeti a um mero hábito de rotina…

My name is Corvallus but blacks call me Corvo Breedo because I’m always open to be bred by a buck n***** ANYTIME. One time I was out with my girlfriend and this fast talking n***** valet recognized me. I walked my girlfriend into the restaurant and then went out back...

My own bf refuses to talk truth . he lies . lies of omission are just as destructive as blatant lies.

Love u bloom xx

A first experience for both of us . 38 widowed female . Then there’s Tommy two doors down . Always around when needed loves to do chores when needed. He’s been looking and checking me out for years . Past spring I hurst his feelings . He asked me out...

This is my first time wearing a c*** ring at work. Trying to flash my bulge to the s*** coworkers. I went to the bathroom to film my c*** bulging through my work pants. I am in the break room now with an 8 by 6.5 semi. Trying to get...

CORVALLUS is C****** on CHATURBATE

Vietnam? I care .

War ? I can assure you after being a POW. I was tortured . it took a miracle to save my life. I met evil. The kind of evil you can’t comprehend.

I don’t think its fair . but maybe you can’t handle the truth . maybe its best if you go thru life completely blind and deaf to the spirit world .