go for it. I’ll tase your fuking dog—ugly.

stop changing my privacy settings so no one can contact me, while you’re too chicken to talk to me yourself, goober.

I went too far tonight. I was high on Gina and Tina and I set my sling up in a part of town known for drug activity and African American transients. It started with a few drunk homeless guys but before I knew it everyone was there taking a piece...

Why does daddy’s special lollipop taste salty?

a boy kissed me for the first time today!!!!!!!!!!

well not today actually it was a few months back but im gonna talk about it like it was today

i had exams the whole day and in the afternoon me and this guy went out for ice cream, and we...

My aunt told my uncle that me and her have had s** a few times. She told me my uncle and there daughter had s** a few times. My uncle has never been with a guy before but was curious about it. My aunt told me that he wanted to...

Be a shame if someone flooded it an set down some different monkeys? Maybe not so warmongering and homosexual so we don’t literally have to call them homosomthing Ect.

You changed Natasha. You use to be kind. You’re just a mean, b**** now. You changed Natasha. You changed.

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena
I’ll be waiting you 🥰

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My local zoo recently obtained a panda from mainland China. I have tested the zoo security and it is remarkably lax. I am in the possession of a safe level of tranquilizers. The weather tonight is cool but precipitation-free.

I can’t wait to f*** that bear.

i just got my first ever job and my dream is to be a lash tech and i’m working at home depot. i’m not sure if that’s why i feel out of place but i get anxious at work and i feel like i don’t belong there. i know i...

I still think about you every single day. This isn’t how we are going to stop talking with each other right?

Bad site! Toilet!

I am not a racist in factfact I’m the most non racist man around. When you’ve taken on a train of 50 black men one after another then nobody can call you a racist again! Some of them even said to me “you da man!”

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I woke up thinking I had to pee and found blood dripping down my leg. It had pooled onto my bed and now my blankets, sheets, and mattress are covered. What’s happening to me? I’m too scared to tell my Dad, he doesn’t get to sleep at home very often.

I took nerf gun to school once

Humiliation!

MOIST BACKPUSSY

I don’t know why you’re pretending to date girls when you’re fuking gay anyway, a******.

Friends I have heard your concerns. You’re angry and upset that so called “no loads refused cumdumps” refused your load. You’re tired of people talking up their backpussies and not delivering. You want an o***** when you meet a bottom for s**, and you deserve that. Especially those of you...

of nimrod? absolutely not.

I s*** my uncle brother when I was 13 years old

you dont even bath. youve been there for 3 4 hours.

its 50 degrees tonight what are you doing in the bathroom

She’s so desperate, it’s ugly and hard to take in small doses.

does your addict girlfriend still look nice when she opens her mouth, or are her teeth all brown and rotting and gross from all the heroine, meth, and cocaine??. . Lol

I’ve been desperately wanting a v*******. I’ve tried to m********* with my fingers, but I’ve never been able to c**. I’m too young to buy one myself, and I don’t know how P’m meant to ask for one either.

If you think anything was anything before your dumb a** the shits flushed Down syndromes toilets saggy Nagy.

How can you love someone you don’t even understand, you love the idea of them and enjoy spending time with them over being alone. Let me tell you a cold hard truth though, nobody’s going to hold your hand beyond your vessel, you will stand before him in nothingness to...

S*** a dying old d*** dip s***

2023 I’m going to kill my self boo who?

You think you are smart, wise or cleaver. But you cursed yourself. Now you’ll sink into insomniac lonesome nights feeling desperate enough to end it. My curse has only just begun taking affect. It will always be as long as little pieces of me surround the. Tho will die of...

when i was a kid i would lay on the shower floor and let the water hit my spot and i would tell my friends to try is because it tickles and i would see how long i could let it tickle, well now im just older and though i...

when i was a kid i would lay on the shower floor and let the water hit my spot and i would tell my friends to try is because it tickles and i would see how long i could let it tickle, well now im just older and though i...

I dropped my friend of 3 years, this happened after i confessed to her. me and her werent on good terms so i doubted that she would actually accept, when she rejected me it didnt bother me much, but its the way she accepted another of my friends confession, i...

The problem is white boys are jealous because they can’t satisfy the white women. She got to fake o*****. The whites are tiny, and few get over 4 or 5 inches. Most Black men are REAL men and have at least 7 inches. Hell out teenage boys have that much....

Somebody’s gotta beat the Chinese, these lazy underfunded cops sure won’t. Probably on a China payroll to feed their families while they commit crimes themselves in order to BS the public into a laundry effort pinching pennies to pay pocket. Your hands have white blood on them you don’t see...

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Their white husbands would be so ashamed to know I fucked their precious white p**** wife. Some don’t want to pics because they worried their hubby will somehow see the pics. Others I got pics of sucking my B******** c*** and showing my load in their mouth.

I love...