If keeping tabs on me makes you happy, that’s okay. It’s probably for the better that l have someone watching over me.

Your an idiot he leaves it out for you to stay, woman with real power get what they want.. without having to spread their legs open for a jerry

I want her so bad it physically hurts

That’s like when I was at this water park and this older boy kept playing with me in the pool and he kept talking about going down the big slides with me and I asked my mom if I could and while we were on the ride going down the...

I dated Pam who I met through friends. She said her best friend was coming to town and if she could join us when we went out. He friend, was one of those affectionate types and hung on me all night. We got back to Pam’s apartment and I told...

I’m being open and honest with my s********. 🫶
I hope you are proud of me.
Do you want a new selfie? ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕😁

My innocent mind 😇 suction cup dildos are a thing??????? *gasp* 🫢…. 😏

Get a d**** that has a suction cup to stick to the wall in your shower. I sucked and fucked mine for about two hours yesterday. It was amazing.

Your to stupid to count why even bother.. acting like another person only provides further evidence that your hiding something, something stupid. What length would you go to hide something terrible p***

If i crushed you nuked p***

H***:@_^4047*cc

I had really convinced myself I was ready for it but I was not. Maybe there is no truly being ready for it. He gave me everything I had asked for, was so gentle about it. Warmed me up until I was begging for it. But as I was head...

Wheres the Crisco party?

Is Suckoff Saturday happening today at cleos? In o-town for the weekend and looking for some fun times.

Boston Bruce

Any n***** cheek splitters in the Miami area who want to come by and use a white cross dressing sissyboy in a skirt and wig? Brazilian waxed backsnatch for your pleasure!

Hmu on Twitter @livensleazy and ask for Corvy Breedo!

I had my first g****** experience with someone twice my age and I initiated it. I always thought I was straight but I had crazy urges that involved another guy. I finally got enough courage to initiate something with someone that was twice my age and it felt amazing. He...

I wish I told him how much I loved him instead of always complaining ab my problems I miss him sm and all I did was bring him down and lie and now I need him sm but I didn’t even have the decency to tell him I miss him...

I have a female cousin close to my age that I’ve always been very comfortable with we are very close and we did experiment s******* a little all through out our lives but I remember watching my beautiful cousin stick her huge wooden bedpost up to her big thick b***...

Ohh I wanted to s*** a c*** bad I’m a straight guy but out of the blue a desire to have a c*** in my mouth came over me I told my wife that I wanted to s*** the c*** of this guy pounding her p**** so here I am...

Till she??????? 6ft underrrrrrrrr she gon get that fokin pappaaaahhhhh 💸💸🤑💲💲💲

In honor of Black History Month I will post a song by a black artist every day, except yesterday because I forgot and was busy.

First up

Locked Away, Adam Levine

If I got locked away
And we lost it all today
Tell me, honestly
Would you...

I had a relationship with a 16 year old girl at the age of 28. I lost my virginity to her, the intimacy and s** was amazing. It left me heartbroken when she was done with me. Society says we are bad people for being attracted to each other. I...

Today was my first day back to school and my classes changed to a different class with people who i don’t really know well.i feel anxious and scared whenever i enter the class room and i hate it I’m done with school ill do anything to change back to my...

I saw a little boy being attacked by 2 dogs and didn’t help because he was black. I would have if he was white. I just don’t believe he was worth the risk of being bitten.

I was 14 and had raging hormones. One day I got home from school and my mom was in the shower. After she was out I went in to pee and as I’m p****** I see her p****** on the floor where she left them and the crotch is all...

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Saturday morning my friend and I are 13 all alone at my house for the day. We wee laying in my bed just waking up and we started to talk and we both had a hard on so we started to touch each other and after stroking each other a...

what greater discovery than one’s own d***?

When I was younger, mi cousin ask to me if I would like yo show him my n*** a**, so I agreed, he was like 2 years older than me, and he masturbated seeing my a**… Later, like i dont remember exactly, we were locked in my aunt room, in...

I never bottomed for Steve Brandano! He’s a liar and he has an average sized c***! Jackie Martling and Fred Norris did spitroast me in Las Vegas though, it felt great!

Don’t be mad you married a p******** who only wanted children to groom them into the perfect “Doberman pincher” or whatever dog he thinks of his children while training them.

That’s right, the highest risk factor of your children being kidnapped is you significant other. Pedos wanting children to groom.

I am so lonely. I have not dated since my divorce. I miss s**. On a spur of the moment impulse I bought women’s underwear. I just want to feel some kind of sensuality of a woman. The last 12 months have been very rough, I nearly died in July...

I’m not a p******** dumb s***, never had kids because i like them. In a rush to have more?

(Pointing the finger look at your own fingers pointing back at you) Didn’t say that.. I said forgot, retard it’s a button?

i guess this stinking turd sunk to the bottom of the flusher so hard it splashed his a*** clean like a fine liven cowboy 🤠

If we ever get back together, everything again will be a first experience.
It’s been many years since we broke up, it has been years since we cross paths too.
It’s crazy to think though, if we’re ever to go on a date again.. it will feel like...

WHERE MY JIZZLEHEADS AT?

Hate who

Would you even pass a real inspection that wasn’t an inspector hired by your own pocket? i bet they tear it to the ground unless someone inherited that pile of scrap in the way of a modern home design.