I am an American aquarium drinker
I assassin down the avenue
I’m hiding out in the big city blinking
What was I thinking when I let go of you?
Let’s forget about the tongue tied lightning
Let’s undress just like cross eyed strangers
This...

Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
You can hear the boats go by
You can spend the night beside her
And you know that she’s half crazy
But that’s why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and...

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel
You were talking so brave and so sweet
Giving me head on the unmade bed
While the limousines wait in the street
Those were the reasons and that was New York
We were running for the money...

thinking abt that boy who would’ve left without his airpods if i didn’t pick them up for him

i got u bro i got ur back we stay 🔛🔝🔥🔥🔥

When I was around 7 or 8 my mom’s brother stayed with us for a month. one night he was watching me because my mom had to work and I was helping him work on his car. we both got pretty greasy and when we went in to wash up...

I just relapsed in the school bathroom.

I agree about those b******* on the Jehovah’s Witness wife.

Jehovah’s Witness latina wife has some nice big jugs!

You can call me The Breastonian

Dank eines Internet-Messageboards zahlte ich einem krankhaft fettleibigen Mann 300 Dollar, damit er zu mir nach Hause kam und ein Bad nahm. Ich hatte ihn vorher angewiesen, 72 Stunden lang nicht zu baden, und ich ließ ihn auch in der Badewanne furzen. Ich beaufsichtigte sein Bad, und als er fertig...

Corvallus here and today I experienced something every active Powerbottom power bottom will experience at least once in his life: a backsnatch blowout.

I had my sling setup in the greyhound bus bathroom and some little Mexican fucker was pumping my hole faster than I’m used to. Add to...

Hello my name is Corvallis and I’m addicted to having by backsnatch bred.

We all know you’ll just swindle some black with a sucky sucky for so moola, this definitely isn’t a first experience though

remember we met a few months ago and you were dress up in drag witches outfit and you didn’t trust me enough no matter what I did. but you left him in my care.

Di ko alam kung kailan yun pero tanda ko kaka-pasukan palang nun. Nakita kita sa may hagdanan, nag lilinis ka, yun yung unang beses na nakita kita. Diko alam pero nung nakita kita ang cute mo hihi tapos naging crush ba??? basta ganun hanggang sa pag nakikita kita ano…kinikilig ako,...

I screwed Sally.

Oh my f****** GOD!

Fonzi is going The California Kid jumping a f****** shark!

Incredible. The California Kid quit, he gave up. Fonzi is stil gonna do it!

I was 6 my cousin was 7. We were a family party it was late it was about 1 in the morning we were running around in the back yard.mike not his real name seek a beer. Rest of the cousins went inside. In the back yard was shed so...

On the way to drop off my mother to her sister after my dad past away. The drive was a long haul. We were going to stop and get a room for the night but we couldn’t find a room anywhere. Come to find out there was a car show...

Social media users mocked Donald Trump on Thursday after the twice-impeached former president boasted on his Truth Social platform: “Importantly, I have single-handedly shown the American Public how Crooked and Corrupt our Government is. NOW WE CAN FIX IT!” Attorney Ron Filipkowski shared a screen grab of the comment on...

did you think saying goodbye would make me hurry to give you whatever you want? fuk no. I’m done with your nonsense and I deserve better.

“Okay then” is the proper way to pronounce that savages name you mongrel.

i had a*** s** and school my name is cayden

what’s the point of writing in Indian language when youre talking to somebody not Indian weirdo

Bad kitty

It’s a natural thing that happens to a body… save it for the judge lady’s.

Um yeah like we’re the ones who’s t*** get hard hearing children cry.. like we find pleasure in the sounds they make when a child cry’s.. try again crusty old pig.

Oh my god. I just got out of the shower and the doorbell rang and it was the Fedex guy needing a signature for my package. I invited him in quickly but I didn’t realize that I was still in my towel. Long story short, we had a laugh and...

Just a pathetic b****, probably a homo w aids from the 80s, quite the geriatric cocktail sipping coffee drinking whiskey drowning beer chugging p***

What a white n*****. Porch dwelling Giga boo of a white man, he’s been on his porch like he should be drinking a 40 and smoking swisher sweet. I’ll bet you say nig more then a darkE n***** guy.

I rub my c*** and put my c** in my mouth

A couple days ago he said I smelled different. I smelled his d***.. did smell off for sure. I looked it up on Google and maybe I have BV but it could also be an STI called trich?? I have never even had a yeast infection before. I’m so fucked...

My first c***.
I was 14 and I stayed at my cousins house over the Christmas holiday.
He had some pot and we stayed up late getting high and watching roller derby.
It was my third night there but the first time high.
When we finally...

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Training a feral cat is very hard. I want it nicely sitting in position like good clean submissive p****, yet I have to lock my door because she’s hunting my dogs and wife. I’m about to shoot the mean f****** b****

That’s all i need f*** who?

I hate being fat. I’m the only one who shovelled junk into my mouth and I’m the only one who can lose weight. By December I plan to have lost most of my excess weight. I know how to do it, I did it already. This time the weight stays...

Look at you now, mumbled typing. Rubbish

The last time we spoke on the phone, I will never forget you talking about the man you “loved to pieces”. The “big guy”.I remember that entire conversation. You were really nice on that phone call. Thale last time we ever spoke really.

Your You’re yer yar

kill me