Training a feral cat is very hard. I want it nicely sitting in position like good clean submissive p****, yet I have to lock my door because she’s hunting my dogs and wife. I’m about to shoot the mean f****** b****

That’s all i need f*** who?

I hate being fat. I’m the only one who shovelled junk into my mouth and I’m the only one who can lose weight. By December I plan to have lost most of my excess weight. I know how to do it, I did it already. This time the weight stays...

Look at you now, mumbled typing. Rubbish

The last time we spoke on the phone, I will never forget you talking about the man you “loved to pieces”. The “big guy”.I remember that entire conversation. You were really nice on that phone call. Thale last time we ever spoke really.

Your You’re yer yar

kill me

They most likely have no friends, no family that loves them, and are here to “stimulate” their own feelings by thinking posting raunchy stuff for any views gives them some sort of acceptance. It’s really just fascinating to and I learn more for my psychological course by this site alone....

So I am feeding the neighbors dog for the weekend. As soon as they left I went over to check on him. As soon as I opened the door I was wet. I quickly closed the door behind me and pulled my slacks and p****** down. With in seconds I...

So dogs can actually give blow jobs like humans. Learn something new every day 😳

I just spat on my breasts for him.

The first time I was with my mother in law was when me and my wife went to see them in Tennessee. My wife had told me about her father molesting her when she was a young girl. He would wake her up in the morning by f******** her and...

go for it. I’ll tase your fuking dog—ugly.

stop changing my privacy settings so no one can contact me, while you’re too chicken to talk to me yourself, goober.

I went too far tonight. I was high on Gina and Tina and I set my sling up in a part of town known for drug activity and African American transients. It started with a few drunk homeless guys but before I knew it everyone was there taking a piece...

Why does daddy’s special lollipop taste salty?

a boy kissed me for the first time today!!!!!!!!!!

well not today actually it was a few months back but im gonna talk about it like it was today

i had exams the whole day and in the afternoon me and this guy went out for ice cream, and we...

My aunt told my uncle that me and her have had s** a few times. She told me my uncle and there daughter had s** a few times. My uncle has never been with a guy before but was curious about it. My aunt told me that he wanted to...

Be a shame if someone flooded it an set down some different monkeys? Maybe not so warmongering and homosexual so we don’t literally have to call them homosomthing Ect.

You changed Natasha. You use to be kind. You’re just a mean, b**** now. You changed Natasha. You changed.

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena
I’ll be waiting you 🥰

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My local zoo recently obtained a panda from mainland China. I have tested the zoo security and it is remarkably lax. I am in the possession of a safe level of tranquilizers. The weather tonight is cool but precipitation-free.

I can’t wait to f*** that bear.

i just got my first ever job and my dream is to be a lash tech and i’m working at home depot. i’m not sure if that’s why i feel out of place but i get anxious at work and i feel like i don’t belong there. i know i...

I still think about you every single day. This isn’t how we are going to stop talking with each other right?

Bad site! Toilet!

I am not a racist in factfact I’m the most non racist man around. When you’ve taken on a train of 50 black men one after another then nobody can call you a racist again! Some of them even said to me “you da man!”

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I woke up thinking I had to pee and found blood dripping down my leg. It had pooled onto my bed and now my blankets, sheets, and mattress are covered. What’s happening to me? I’m too scared to tell my Dad, he doesn’t get to sleep at home very often.

I took nerf gun to school once

Humiliation!

MOIST BACKPUSSY

I don’t know why you’re pretending to date girls when you’re fuking gay anyway, a******.

Friends I have heard your concerns. You’re angry and upset that so called “no loads refused cumdumps” refused your load. You’re tired of people talking up their backpussies and not delivering. You want an o***** when you meet a bottom for s**, and you deserve that. Especially those of you...

of nimrod? absolutely not.

I s*** my uncle brother when I was 13 years old

you dont even bath. youve been there for 3 4 hours.

its 50 degrees tonight what are you doing in the bathroom

She’s so desperate, it’s ugly and hard to take in small doses.

does your addict girlfriend still look nice when she opens her mouth, or are her teeth all brown and rotting and gross from all the heroine, meth, and cocaine??. . Lol

I’ve been desperately wanting a v*******. I’ve tried to m********* with my fingers, but I’ve never been able to c**. I’m too young to buy one myself, and I don’t know how P’m meant to ask for one either.