I was 14 and had raging hormones. One day I got home from school and my mom was in the shower. After she was out I went in to pee and as I’m p****** I see her p****** on the floor where she left them and the crotch is all...

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Saturday morning my friend and I are 13 all alone at my house for the day. We wee laying in my bed just waking up and we started to talk and we both had a hard on so we started to touch each other and after stroking each other a...

what greater discovery than one’s own d***?

When I was younger, mi cousin ask to me if I would like yo show him my n*** a**, so I agreed, he was like 2 years older than me, and he masturbated seeing my a**… Later, like i dont remember exactly, we were locked in my aunt room, in...

I never bottomed for Steve Brandano! He’s a liar and he has an average sized c***! Jackie Martling and Fred Norris did spitroast me in Las Vegas though, it felt great!

Don’t be mad you married a p******** who only wanted children to groom them into the perfect “Doberman pincher” or whatever dog he thinks of his children while training them.

That’s right, the highest risk factor of your children being kidnapped is you significant other. Pedos wanting children to groom.

I am so lonely. I have not dated since my divorce. I miss s**. On a spur of the moment impulse I bought women’s underwear. I just want to feel some kind of sensuality of a woman. The last 12 months have been very rough, I nearly died in July...

I’m not a p******** dumb s***, never had kids because i like them. In a rush to have more?

(Pointing the finger look at your own fingers pointing back at you) Didn’t say that.. I said forgot, retard it’s a button?

i guess this stinking turd sunk to the bottom of the flusher so hard it splashed his a*** clean like a fine liven cowboy 🤠

If we ever get back together, everything again will be a first experience.
It’s been many years since we broke up, it has been years since we cross paths too.
It’s crazy to think though, if we’re ever to go on a date again.. it will feel like...

WHERE MY JIZZLEHEADS AT?

Hate who

Would you even pass a real inspection that wasn’t an inspector hired by your own pocket? i bet they tear it to the ground unless someone inherited that pile of scrap in the way of a modern home design.

Christians believe anything you tell them, their stupid and live in the Middle Ages. If they took over the world… why do they need board control?… yeeah.. .

I consider myself bi and had s** with my best friend just so I could have a lesbian experience but I don’t want a relationship with her.

Little Corvy Winslow why I remember him, he sucked me and Steve Brandano’s peckers after the sock hop.

Richard Christy

To: 45 y/o male, just went… You are a s*** darling, revealed by chance. It is night now. Tomorrow, shave your pubic hair. Dress in your sweetest p******, stockings, garter belt, high heels, micro-skirt, brassiere. Perfume yourself and apply lipstick and eyelashes. Make sure every passer-by sees your beauty. Kiss...

45 y/o male, just went to a doctor appointment today and had an unexpected prostate exam. Had to pull my pants down and my doctor saw the p****** I was wearing. 1st time Ive ever showed anybody my p****** outside of anonymous people Ive met in the gloryhole booths at...

YO SOMEBODY F*** THE S*** OUT OF ME ALREADYYYYY

I was working as a lifeguard at a water park and there was this massive men’s locker room/bathroom where they had 10 showers that were big enough to fit five of us lifeguards in one after we’d test the slides out before we opened the waterpark we’d shower off before...

So I’m a guy married to a wonderful woman, but I went behind her back and slept with a guy. It felt awesome physically, no strings attached.

I’m 20, and when I was about 5 or 6. Me and my cousin aggressively made out and I remember it so vividly. It disgusts me but makes me laugh at the same time.

I know when I was younger I always wanted to kiss a boy, I don’t...

Joni loves chachi..i loved them. Bring them back to life 🙂

I have a soft belly. I doubt it will EVER be hard as a rock. doubtful. Plus truth is. I think a MAN should feel strong and HARD. its creepy when a girl tries to be a man. Its weird. Almost as weird as a man in drag in the...

Come on…

That homosexual is f****** retarded right? He’s mentally retarded? Someone tell.me he’s f****** retarded? Or are at least on meth?

There is no way it’s not one of those two things. No way. Is that why nobody speaks to him? You don’t want to talk down to a...

He said I think I’m in love with you. That played like a loop in my mind. I worked up the courage to ask him if it was true last night. It was. He is in love with me. Has been for a while. Truly genuinely in love…

I’m a boy and I like wearing girls p******, when I first tried p****** it was exciting and I liked it and the trill of “wearing p****** which was my aunt’s” in her bathroom

For years I have wondered why men had the audacity to tell women what they could or could not do with their bodies. After f****** my husband in the a** with a S******* I now Realize where those feelings of superiority come from

I laid on him, my arm across his body, leg held in place by his hand. Quietly I ask him what he was going to tell me the night before. He stumbles and mutters momentarily before saying the words I never thought would be spoken “I think I’m in love...

I laid on him, my arm across his body, leg held in place by his hand. Quietly I ask him what he was going to tell me the night before. He stumbles and mutters momentarily before saying the words I never thought would be spoken “I think I’m in love...

I jerk my nephew off while he’s asleep. He loves it and pushes his hips into my hand while he’s knocked out and every time I feel his little d*** getting harder tensing up getting ready to blow I s*** his d*** as far into my mouth as I can...

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

ARE THEY NUMBBBB??????? YETHHHH YEAAAHHH OHHHHH YUH

eyes exploded phew im good.

My older sister Dina and I went on a camping Float trip many years ago, I was 13 and she was 20 at the time, she had been moved outta the house for while at this time asked me if I wanted to go on a Float trip with her...

Little puss swing from the tree.
Little puss just for me.
Swing little puss.
Yee.

My step dad took my virginity and I enjoyed it. Sc: damaged.case