YO SOMEBODY F*** THE S*** OUT OF ME ALREADYYYYY

I was working as a lifeguard at a water park and there was this massive men’s locker room/bathroom where they had 10 showers that were big enough to fit five of us lifeguards in one after we’d test the slides out before we opened the waterpark we’d shower off before...

So I’m a guy married to a wonderful woman, but I went behind her back and slept with a guy. It felt awesome physically, no strings attached.

I’m 20, and when I was about 5 or 6. Me and my cousin aggressively made out and I remember it so vividly. It disgusts me but makes me laugh at the same time.

I know when I was younger I always wanted to kiss a boy, I don’t...

Joni loves chachi..i loved them. Bring them back to life 🙂

I have a soft belly. I doubt it will EVER be hard as a rock. doubtful. Plus truth is. I think a MAN should feel strong and HARD. its creepy when a girl tries to be a man. Its weird. Almost as weird as a man in drag in the...

Come on…

That homosexual is f****** retarded right? He’s mentally retarded? Someone tell.me he’s f****** retarded? Or are at least on meth?

There is no way it’s not one of those two things. No way. Is that why nobody speaks to him? You don’t want to talk down to a...

He said I think I’m in love with you. That played like a loop in my mind. I worked up the courage to ask him if it was true last night. It was. He is in love with me. Has been for a while. Truly genuinely in love…

I’m a boy and I like wearing girls p******, when I first tried p****** it was exciting and I liked it and the trill of “wearing p****** which was my aunt’s” in her bathroom

For years I have wondered why men had the audacity to tell women what they could or could not do with their bodies. After f****** my husband in the a** with a S******* I now Realize where those feelings of superiority come from

I laid on him, my arm across his body, leg held in place by his hand. Quietly I ask him what he was going to tell me the night before. He stumbles and mutters momentarily before saying the words I never thought would be spoken “I think I’m in love...

I laid on him, my arm across his body, leg held in place by his hand. Quietly I ask him what he was going to tell me the night before. He stumbles and mutters momentarily before saying the words I never thought would be spoken “I think I’m in love...

I jerk my nephew off while he’s asleep. He loves it and pushes his hips into my hand while he’s knocked out and every time I feel his little d*** getting harder tensing up getting ready to blow I s*** his d*** as far into my mouth as I can...

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

ARE THEY NUMBBBB??????? YETHHHH YEAAAHHH OHHHHH YUH

eyes exploded phew im good.

My older sister Dina and I went on a camping Float trip many years ago, I was 13 and she was 20 at the time, she had been moved outta the house for while at this time asked me if I wanted to go on a Float trip with her...

Little puss swing from the tree.
Little puss just for me.
Swing little puss.
Yee.

My step dad took my virginity and I enjoyed it. Sc: damaged.case

I am an American aquarium drinker
I assassin down the avenue
I’m hiding out in the big city blinking
What was I thinking when I let go of you?
Let’s forget about the tongue tied lightning
Let’s undress just like cross eyed strangers
This...

Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
You can hear the boats go by
You can spend the night beside her
And you know that she’s half crazy
But that’s why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and...

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel
You were talking so brave and so sweet
Giving me head on the unmade bed
While the limousines wait in the street
Those were the reasons and that was New York
We were running for the money...

thinking abt that boy who would’ve left without his airpods if i didn’t pick them up for him

i got u bro i got ur back we stay 🔛🔝🔥🔥🔥

When I was around 7 or 8 my mom’s brother stayed with us for a month. one night he was watching me because my mom had to work and I was helping him work on his car. we both got pretty greasy and when we went in to wash up...

I just relapsed in the school bathroom.

I agree about those b******* on the Jehovah’s Witness wife.

Jehovah’s Witness latina wife has some nice big jugs!

You can call me The Breastonian

Dank eines Internet-Messageboards zahlte ich einem krankhaft fettleibigen Mann 300 Dollar, damit er zu mir nach Hause kam und ein Bad nahm. Ich hatte ihn vorher angewiesen, 72 Stunden lang nicht zu baden, und ich ließ ihn auch in der Badewanne furzen. Ich beaufsichtigte sein Bad, und als er fertig...

Corvallus here and today I experienced something every active Powerbottom power bottom will experience at least once in his life: a backsnatch blowout.

I had my sling setup in the greyhound bus bathroom and some little Mexican fucker was pumping my hole faster than I’m used to. Add to...

Hello my name is Corvallis and I’m addicted to having by backsnatch bred.

We all know you’ll just swindle some black with a sucky sucky for so moola, this definitely isn’t a first experience though

remember we met a few months ago and you were dress up in drag witches outfit and you didn’t trust me enough no matter what I did. but you left him in my care.

Di ko alam kung kailan yun pero tanda ko kaka-pasukan palang nun. Nakita kita sa may hagdanan, nag lilinis ka, yun yung unang beses na nakita kita. Diko alam pero nung nakita kita ang cute mo hihi tapos naging crush ba??? basta ganun hanggang sa pag nakikita kita ano…kinikilig ako,...

I screwed Sally.

Oh my f****** GOD!

Fonzi is going The California Kid jumping a f****** shark!

Incredible. The California Kid quit, he gave up. Fonzi is stil gonna do it!

I was 6 my cousin was 7. We were a family party it was late it was about 1 in the morning we were running around in the back yard.mike not his real name seek a beer. Rest of the cousins went inside. In the back yard was shed so...

On the way to drop off my mother to her sister after my dad past away. The drive was a long haul. We were going to stop and get a room for the night but we couldn’t find a room anywhere. Come to find out there was a car show...

Social media users mocked Donald Trump on Thursday after the twice-impeached former president boasted on his Truth Social platform: “Importantly, I have single-handedly shown the American Public how Crooked and Corrupt our Government is. NOW WE CAN FIX IT!” Attorney Ron Filipkowski shared a screen grab of the comment on...

did you think saying goodbye would make me hurry to give you whatever you want? fuk no. I’m done with your nonsense and I deserve better.

“Okay then” is the proper way to pronounce that savages name you mongrel.