‘i’ll take it ‘like you have a choice

dis n**** jesse wont accept a game que fix this riot

I’m a lesbian and I’ve only ever been with women but it can be pretty hard in some ways so I’ve toyed with the idea that maybe if I try having s** with a man I will start being attracted to them also, but I’m worried that if I do,...

There certainly are a lot of weird people in the world. Many of them are here.
There are also a lot of angry, mean people who love to start arguments and they are here too. Wackos of the world along with the mean and miserable. What a combination.

I have a friend who punishes her son for m***********. She doesn’t allow it. He does to it a lot. So she restrains his hands behind his back and rubs his bird with BenGay. That makes him do the BenGay dance as he promises to be good and not abuse...

Becky Bourne, Judy Lieb, Leanne Gover. All hot little cunts.

Top notch p****. What more can I say.

Remember to celebrate Christmas and New Year’s Day.

Celebrate all year long. Make everyday a happy day.
Merry Christmas!!!! Ho Ho Ho!
Happy New Year!!

Prison is really a cruel place. If only people knew, how could they allow it?

There are gangs, which are really violent. The guards exploit this. The guards put a black gang member in the small yard and then let a white gang member in. The guards know what will...

Methoxyflurane, Halothane, Sevoflurane, Enflurane, Nitrous oxide, Isoflurane, Desflurane and Xenon. It’s all so good!!!

But so hard to get.

I’m fluid. Bio-fluid. Some days I feel like a tree. Other days I feel like a cloud.

Then there are days when I’m a rock. Today I might be a river. Being bio-fuid is way better than being gender fluid (those people are crazy).

I’m going to confront my husband about his cheating when he gets home tonight. I’ve got the divorce papers ready, my lawyer to help me get the dog, and most of my things already at my new apartment. He’s always been insecure but I guess no amount of my love...

I can just never seem to find a guy I click with to have a relationship but a girl just asked me out and I said yes without really thinking about it, I just suddenly felt really excited to try it and the way she was looking in my eyes...

why do people close all windows in house and so they just smell their body odours together closed and no fresh air comes in? I felt like i was swalloing other people’s body odour everytime i breathed

Update: About a year ago now, a s** offender moved into the townhouse next to mine. He’s stayed overnight at my place (in the guest bedroom) a couple of times due to death threats. I’m 30 and he’s 36.

I’m falling for him and he’s falling for me. While...

marsha may is hot she needs to get children with my pass on her beautiful genes together

i reject women all the time its no big deal but what bothers is me they hate me after and its especially annoying when were in school and i get hate stares or when we work together thenthey give me an attitude.

i purposely dumb myself down for society so i can fit in

Closest I came to date r***** someone was when this girl passed out drunk at my place and I took her socks off And licked her feet. Turns out I didn’t have to do that, we hooked up consensually the next weekend.

the liquid s*** pouring out of my insides is truly terrifying. I fear I might die alone on this toliet

I have been stranded here alone in the deadly winter cold of the polar vortex all week and the water to this garage apartment has been cut off because the...

I got global elite in csgo and im so f****** happy

i dont like my farts but im way less bothered by it then other peoples fart

We’re both teens. We’re both lesbians. I liked her. She liked me. Neither of us ever confessed. We still like each other. But she’s happier with someone else. I want her to be happy, even if it isn’t with me. But I wish something just a bit more had happened...

Papa John should have never resigned from Papa John’s pizza. He was right that the football players should not kneel and disrespect the national anthem.

The players make millions and have enough money to rent a stage for them to protest whatever they want. No need to ruin the...

There is this h******** on campus that I wanted. So I raped her. I watched and saw that she parked near the woods and took night class on day a week. I hide behind another car and then grabbed her. With a bag over her head I dragged her into...

I put a gerbil in my a** and jacked off while it squirmed and jizzed when it stopped squirming

So I went to this nice waterfall with my friends, and we made a day out of it. Food, soda, the whole shebang. The guy I liked was there so I was hesitant when we decided to go swimming, I have pretty bad body issues. I decided, “What the hell,...

”i dont wanna tell people my bra size”

wtf are people gonna do with that info? some people so dramatic and also why people wont say how much money they make or their age? just doesent make sense, etc

so I was having s** the first time and when I came I said another persons name…

I lost my virginity to a 32 year old married man 5 days after my 13th birthday.

I originally met him in a chatroom a few weeks earlier. I snuck out of my house, and he picked me up and took me to a hotel. We smoked weed together,...

I heard some guys talking about what they would do to Roger Stone in prison. I think they are really looking forward to him coming so they can r*** him…It seems like they mainly want to make America great again by viciously analy r***** Roger Stone repeatedly without a condom...

After never getting a second look from guys ever I ended up losing a ton of weight. I signed up to a dating app. Immediately I got tons of messages from hot guys and it was the most flattered and validating I’ve ever felt in my life!

I’m on the Voltron force and I came back here to warn you what’s coming

caught wearing womens p******

I lost my virginity to a guy five years older than me. He’s my friend’s brother. Haven’t seen or talked to the friend since, and I feel awkward and disgusted with myself and the whole situation.

Guys this one is for you…again!
How can a lady like myself ask a guy to have s**? I really don’t want a committmemt right now, and this guy seems to (at least) want to touch my b****…but doesn’t want a committment either.

I’ve never really been the...

If you ever have unprotected s** and then walk home in a skirt and no p****** there can be embarrassing er… dripping lol

My ex girlfriend launders money for the mob and oil money in shady real estate investments
I still f****** hate that b**** for getting an abortion

I am a transvestite. But I have never had the courage to want to s*** c**** until recently. Now I really want to do it. I want to set the d**** aside and go for it. It is time that my fantasy becomes a reality. I actually want to...

Bye virgins!

It gets interesting when you have a crush, then finds you they like you too. Some advice, don’t immediately go to them. Wait it out a little. It will let you two grow and have an unforgettable great experience. I feel like me and my crush know we like each...