We shall swim across the rivers of molten fat, and then we will listen to their “rock and roll”.

I was fidgeting with my chode and all of a sudden there was this wetness in my under garments. Could this be pre-c**? It wasn’t sticky, so does this mean I’m a hermaphrodite? Was it piss? I guess I’ll never f****** know…

I’m 28 yo male, my wife 23. She has a friend that’s from new York, came to visit and everything was fun. My wife asked if she wanted would do something with me,s**, she agreed. I had s** with her friend.. her p**** tasted amazingly good and her a** too.....

Any women out there 30ish could help me out. What is the attraction to older guys. And does it matter if they are married. Really. Ive found a lot of women 25 to 60 . Enjoy talking and flirting w me . But then find out im married and suddenly...

I asked my sister to let me smell her feet and she did. We both then did some pretty naughty things but that was the only time. She is super hot and just amazing. I think she 8s hotter than any other girl and I would marry her if it...

When I was a senior in high school this girl moved in next door. She was going to the junior college and she would climb out on the roof in front of her bedroom window and sunbathe, t******. I had never seen a t****** display, I could see her from...

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Today for the first time in my life a boy handed me a dandelion and told me to make a wish and then said, “I want you to text me more” and I have never felt so successfully wooed in my life

I’m 18 and have little to no experience with guys. At a party, I cuddled with a guy I know is into me, and we fell asleep together. It was wonderful. I’m not sure if I’m ready for a relationship right now, though, so I’m worried I led him on....

I’m gay and married my husband 1 year ago for our anniversary I wanted to do something to him and I sucked his d*** for the first time and I can’t stop sucking his d*** now

last night my long time best friend got drunk and she thought i was drunk too. we made out and she persuaded me to “go down” on her. and i definitely know i’m straight but i have no idea why i did that and why i let her seduce me....

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I just f****** went on cam with a random guy that has a feet fetish, showed him my pu$$y and tomorrow im getting 1300$ for it!!! I’m f****** 15 yall…imma take the money personally from him and my best friend is gonna be with me thankfully but like what if...

I just had s** for the first time. It was a bit awkward because me and the guy I slept with usually hate each other (I was pretty drunk) so I kept talking and asking him to stop because I was stressed and didn’t trust him that he was a...

I am straight, stretched myself to do everything she wanted, one day I came to know that she was cheating on me, but I didn’t tell her, painfully started avoiding her quietly and loosing interest on her, one day she got angry and told me ‘looks like you do not...

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Hi, I need some advice:
I tried to slow dance with someone for the first time at prom… it got REALLY awkward within the first 10 seconds and we just couldn’t dance anymore. We tried to talk but it was so awkward, the both of us just had no...

I wonder if you’ll have an open casket funeral. And I wonder if there’s anyway I can get down there in time to attend.

I let my brother touch me when I was nine and he was 12. He started it but I liked it so we kept doing it. He didn’t f*** me but we would touch and rub on each other. He stopped a couple of years later. We joke about it...

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i once masturbated on a plane to london. i was 16, asian (aka m*********** is a NO NO), am a girl (now 19) and still a virgin. to this date i sometimes remember this memory and think to myself how ballsy i was. normally itd take some p*** for me...

I was a virgin.. for some reason I was embarrassed by this I know there are people that are older then me that still are but I feel like they have reasons I didn’t. I think I was just imagining about the perfect circumstances of it. I was just sick...

I spoiled endgame to my ex bc he won’t stop bothering me. He was obsessed with that kinda stuff too.

I’m bisexual and decided to start a relationship with this girl, I am not f****** sure where we’re headed to.

I’m 15f. I went to the store for my mother and I let some old heavy guy with a mustache touch me over my clothes. It didn’t feel bad but it made me feel good. I’m on the heavy side and this is the first time a guy gave me...

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I cut my hair. It feels funny, but it looks fine. I thought I’d have more of a regret. Everyone around me seems to regret it for me, which is weird. They keep saying “Oh, why did you cut your hair? It was pretty!” but my hair is unhealthy. I’m...

Strip your mortal clothes from your holy body and, naked and aroused, stand before the living god of C***. Let us pray, my son, and in filthy blasphemy show God almighty how His heavenly gift of hard, oozing C*** is being worshipped and adored in glorious, f****** joy. Confess your...

why do i have crazy thoughts and the next day i feel weird for having them and came to my senses?

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PS, we’re just getting started. My other website we are at 179 pages.

I wrapped a cloth ribbon around my neck and pulled on it until I passed out.

I need advice. My boyfriend and I recently did something and I’m very conflicted about it. First of all, I have never done anything like this before. Second, it is not something that I dreamed about or even fantasized about. And, most of all, I am a one man woman....

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Aye I am a****** smurf. Money spread across the floor like it’s ASStro turf.

A****** Smurf.

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Carspotterspotter spotted spotting Carspotter spotting cars at a Downtown Toronto parking lot

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Carspotter spotted spotting c**** instead of cars while leaking 10w40 from his backsnatch. Downtown Toronto gloryhole.

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