I had my first one night stand at 43 years old last night and don’t know how to feel about It. Been single for almost two years after a devastating breakup and couldn’t let myself close to anyone. I must admit p*** became my new friend lol. S** itself was...

I saw my friend’s erected p**** in his boxers while he was sleeping and got curious to see what it looked like. It was uncut and he had a Bush of p****.

I (female) can now successfully m*********. Ever since I have figured out how to get my self off, I have been doing it on a nightly basis. I made myself come. I have never felt that kind of pleasure before. I never thought it’d feel that good.

Everyone Thinks I am straight, even my current gf, truth is Ive been fantasing about men and c**** my whole post school life.

Ive had men hit on me over the years and was too nervous or unsure to follow through most of the time but did let one...

I’m a demon in the bed.

-Madchild.

Baby Charmander at Oakville Family Ribfest at Sheridan college.

-Pokemonspotter.

Hyundai Genesis coupe on Sheppard ave.

-Carspotter ®.

I had s** on Saturday for the first time and it was awful. The girl was 200+ Ibs and I just went with it because I thought it would be okay at least. I started by kissing her t***, then I worked my way to her v*****. I ate her...

Matte black Lamborghini Aventador at Bayview station/ Bayview village.

-Carspotter ®. #summer2019.

They call it a double edge Tandra.

-Sam S.

While my Vancouver cats keep swinging a Battle Angel.

-Madchild.

I distort and control like I’m Raz Al Ghul, adopted the darkno, chop with the sharpest, keeps your complaints that is not my department.

-Madchild.

Hold her head steady’ and I’ll milk the cow!

-Ludacris Bridges.

Ive never been in one of the raptors highlight reels.

-JerEmy Lin.

Im 6’2″ , with a bit of a gut and a lot of body hair. Inside, Im a smooth little t**** who dreams of being kept chained naked in a real man’s basement dungeon. When i was a teen I met a man online and went to his house. I...

But first, if you wish to Challenge me, you shall play the wait for the laser doors to open game.

-Darth Maul.

Hi

Stanced carbon blue Hyundai Genesis coupe with black rims at Oakville Place mall.

-Carspotter ®. #RoadtripEdition #summer2019.

Dodge Challenger on Trafalgar road in Oakville.

-Carspotter ®.

Trump Lies Again! Now Says He Will ‘Delay’ Deporting
‘Millions Of Illegals’ At REQUEST Of The DEMOCRATS!

Biggest Liar And Con Artist In Presidential History!

Whose Side Are They On? GOP Gives Policy Wins
To Democrats In $4.6 Billion Migration Budget.

Americans don’t care. Don’t give a S***!

My wife came home early from work today, and caught me wearing her dress.

I am SO embarrassed 😐

Dodge Ram at Oakville Family Ribfest at Sheridan College.

-Carspotter ®.

1987 Porsche 911 at Burger King/ Oakville Family Ribfest at Sheridan College Oakville.

-Carspotter ®. Road trip edition. #Summer2019.

N****, I am the Calvary.

-Agent Luke Hobbs.

I think I’m bisexual but say I’m a fkin lesbian

I’m a fetus in my mommy’s stomach but the doctor who is trying to pull me out is soo hot!!! He looks like in his mid 30s should I pursue him once I’m born? 😃

Working all winter, shining all summer!

-DJ Khaled.

My husband and I just did our first swap with another couple and it was amazing. I can’t wait to do it again.

For some strange reason each Halloween I grow a new horn on my head, I think this is my connection to the devil himself.

-Demon Kane.

F**** matter, f**** matter on my breast. Look at the n****** that are on my chest. ( . Y . )

Mia listen, I’m a cop, I swear to God Everything I meant to you. .

-Brian O Conner.

I don’t usually get hard while at work. But for some reason, I just couldn’t stop imagining myself sucking a d***. I’m really h**** and lonely so that could be why.

Nardo grey 2017 Jeep Wrangler unlimited at Dufferin Mall Walmart.

-Carspotter ®.

I’m 1½ weeks old and I just love older men. I’m dating a guy who is 129 years old.

He is 32. I am young baby, only 3½ (months).

I love older men! I am only 2 and currently dating a 25 year old! I love him so much!

I’m 25 and I’m dating a 1 year old girl.

Jd era lol

Relationship Goals: I know the password to unlock his phone

: He asked me to move in with him and his mom

Next Goal: Have him put a baby in me

Elementary School used to buy bogies off the janitor at West Hill elementary school.

-Gangis Khan.