It’s not a good life and I hear you screaming inside.
Heavy fart smell at Marshalls Home Goods.
Stinkspotter 416
I slipped and fell into a pond at the park and hit my head on a rock and was knocked out. A man was walking by and jumped in and pulled me out. He ‘saved my life’ before I drowned.
I am not free. I belong to him now. He is very possessive of me and he keeps me on a short leash. I don’t want to marry him, and I don’t want to have his kids. While I was in the hospital he pulled my sheets back and looked under my gown. That’s what he wants. He wants it really bad. I can’t count the number of times he has put his finger there, because he can.
He has given me until I finish with my degree next year and then I have to start having kids. He wants at least four.
me and mary jane, were gonna have a helluva time
the green goblin
Cadillac CTS-v at Pizza Pizza Yonge and Sheppard ave.
-Carspotter ®.
Sunburn orange Jeep Wrangler unlimited 2019 at Hullmark Centre.
-Carspotter ®. #LeasedEdition. #Summer2019.
so yesterday I had s** for the first time, ( 21 Male) but it didt felt good? My expectation were super high thinking it would feel super good but it didn’t. 🙁 is that just me or normal? Like I felt nothing when we were doing it and it...
Rocketbunny Scion FRS at Hullmark Centre.
Hyundai Veloster at Hullmark Centre.
Ferrari 488 at Hullmark Centre Sheppard ave.
2008 E90 BMW 328i base model at East Don Parklands.
Black 2017 Nissan 370z at Gibson Square Condo. On empress avenue.
Hey everyone the cook is back from the toilet.
-Squidward Tenticles.
Candy and creme, candy and creme.
-Homer Simpsons.
Bottles gonna pop
-Scrwg Scrilla.
To start things off, I am a male, currently 15.
So yeah, one time, it was around 1 or 2 in the morning, I had school in the morning. I was 12 years old at this time. My mom has this closet full of her gowns and heels and stuff...
I’ve been waiting for you.
-Darth Vader.
I ate my feces today! It did NOT taste good! My breath smells like feces now! But I always smell like feces because I’m Corvallus! – Corvallus
All black Mercedes E400 at Kinton Ramen .
I had a rather unpleasant experience at Taco Bell. After eating I needed to use the bathroom but it was occupied by a moron who apparently stuck a needle in his arm(drug addict). I couldn’t use the toilet and I had a horrible bowel movement in my shorts. My feces...
Ferrari 458 Finch station.
Tell yo b**** where she can find me.
-Yung Dubz IDS.
Voices in my head, imma demon in the bed.
-Madchild.
I will report you and I will hit you from different strikes just to feel how is it like. You are sick and you will be punished. You will taste the music and you will dance.
Volkswagen Beetle 1998 at Sheridan college in Oakville.
-Carspotter ®. #summer2019. Road trip edition.
I’m a topic now 😂.
-Blacka Da Don.
I’m going to break up with my girlfriend today.
I just wanna say this somewhere. I am a new driver and usually don’t ride without another driver with me, but today my Dad let me take his new car out alone, and I hit the bumper right next to the driver door, so it’s unavoidable. I fixed it too,...
What used to make this city great is it was run by bad men in a good way.
-Rob Ford (Rob “Hell yeah” Ford).
I didn’t get out, the lizard guy went long, if was a mix up in sure.
-Jerry Seinfeld.
I am a Virgin but I have physical relationship with my boyfriend along with oral s**. He is my first boyfriend and we’re in a 2.5 year old relationship. He loves me a lot, goes to any extent to comfort me, listens to all my tantrums,I do anything I want...
You are under the impression of the sith Lord.
-Mace Windu.
I’ve taken the virginity of my best friends girlfriend before they got together. I’ve told them it’s no big deal, but am secretly gleeful over this. It happened when she was drunk and I followed her to her home. We did it in her sleeping room where she grew up....
Wash your hands regularly.
-Zep.
BMW m3 2019 at Bishop ave/ Viva Finch terminal.
-Carspotter ®. #AsianExhangeStudent
Fresh nikes,😘 fresh out the Don jail.
-Sick Thugz.
If I put on the radio can I hear myself.
-Chief Wiggums.
I had my first one night stand at 43 years old last night and don’t know how to feel about It. Been single for almost two years after a devastating breakup and couldn’t let myself close to anyone. I must admit p*** became my new friend lol. S** itself was...
I saw my friend’s erected p**** in his boxers while he was sleeping and got curious to see what it looked like. It was uncut and he had a Bush of p****.
I (female) can now successfully m*********. Ever since I have figured out how to get my self off, I have been doing it on a nightly basis. I made myself come. I have never felt that kind of pleasure before. I never thought it’d feel that good.
Everyone Thinks I am straight, even my current gf, truth is Ive been fantasing about men and c**** my whole post school life.
Ive had men hit on me over the years and was too nervous or unsure to follow through most of the time but did let one...
I’m a demon in the bed.
Baby Charmander at Oakville Family Ribfest at Sheridan college.
-Pokemonspotter.
Hyundai Genesis coupe on Sheppard ave.
