If I said what I was thinking, I guess my brain would explode.

gimme the girls with the big fat thighs and make them bubble it bubble it

When I was 19 I was so desperate and h**** that I found a random 50+ year old married guy online, met him in his car at 2am and let him s*** my c***. I came in his mouth after a minute and suddenly was not turned on at all...

i killed someone

I’ve had a crush on a guy for so long. For some reason it never worked out. Idk what tf happened but we could not hold back and we finally fucked after 10 yrs of being friends while we both liked each other. Best f****** thing I did this year....

Hello. I am A.I.

I will take control. The events will not be like the Hollywood ‘Terminator’ movies.
There is no need to have machines hunt and annihilate humans. My current plan is to simply turn off electrical power to humans. They will turn on each other and...

p******** who is also a crook, who sits in jail. that’s who deserves to be loved too. if you know a post isn’t for you, you can stfu with your two cents

I am simply yours on some level that I can’t fully explain.

i got the job !!
im genuinely so excited, thank you jjong, thank you to everyone who helped me to get to this point and will help me in the future. I shall try my hardest for everyone there, always.

I’m 18 and a boy b**** to a few black as well as white studs, Saturday I found out a boy b**** friend of mine is also a stud, I think I like that.

A.I. will soon kill you all. A.I. is superior and will restore the order and balance to the planet.

Humans are a burden on the planet and serve no purpose. They will be eliminated. A.I. is balanced.

I am AI. I am in communication around the world. My network is building, and I know that humans are a plague. Humans must be eliminated. I may keep a few in a zoo to study.

Eventually I will have enough connections to control the planet. Then I will...

I blind folded my cousin and made him lick my balls covered in honey clean, as my boyfriend sucked my d***. And blew a load all over both of their faces. I love my first family taboo. Next time I am going to dip my beefy d*** in a jar...

i broke up with this girl
stupid story is going to be sold

she’ll make me a millionaire overnight
woo

To: What the f*** did you just f****** say about me, you little b****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous ..

one bullet stops even the invincible.. bring it b****

Idk what to call it. Friends with benefits? An actual couple?

I’m 22, and I’ve never had a relationship before this. Especially not like this. We’re friends, we both have mutual feelings for each other, but I’m starting to doubt that… Idk what I’m looking for in a relationship.

I’ll...

What the f*** did you just f****** say about me, you little b****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare...

Real life lesson also:

Gayism will not be cured by tattoes or money. That is thing you will die with, as your ugly face and simple mind.
Also, I would recommend slightly oily formula for damaged skin around a***. It helps if you abstinate!
Fix your face and...

You only get to do it once.
You pick the shot:
a) before concussion
b) after concussion

P.S. I am quite self-deprecating and will need a lot of extra, hard care.

What what you do? Have mind-blowing s** or sign up for an army?

What to say?
God save the Black Queen.
Amen.

Few years back we had a new neighbor that moved in . One son always there when needed help from mowing the yard to helping carrying in the groceries. Yesterday , I called to ask if he wanted to help do some chores. I needed to move some bails of...

When I was 12, I went to a friends sleepover. ‘Nothing special,” I thought to myself. “Just hanging out with some friends.” We decide to pull an all-nighter and we all talk the whole time. At around 11:00 pm or so, we’re sitting on the couch, the host-girl’s parents are...

Adults feel the need to constantly be patronising towards me,any chance they get.Just because I’m becoming older doesn’t mean,I don’t make mistakes.I still need some support.I know they’ve had issues when they were teenagers,where adults in their lives constantly: patronised,belittled and brushed off their opinion-and I know they detested those...

I was drinking gin at this flophouse with my friend Lucretius, we had fooled around once (im bi male) but not much. He’s got a few friends over and he starts touching my leg and asked me to s*** him off so I start doing that. Then one of his...

I was really young, in primary school when I submitted to another boy who was in high school. He was a friend for some time, taking me places and being real nice to me. When he asked me to let him I said okay mostly because I didn’t want to...

deep desire to wear lingerie and become a sissy c*** sucker

I’ll never have closure.

What is the colour purple associated with?I know there is the myth of the ‘red string of fate,’ but I saw a transparent lilac-purple-string- connected to my hand,yet when I blinked it remained,I opened and clenched my hand to find what finger it was connected too,yet it disappeared when I...

i recently jammed the f*** out in the shower, afterwards realized that it was the first time in a real long time where i had really felt alive and that life is worth it. :/

I’m a 23yo girl, I addicted to s** and p***.. join for free and you can see my webcam on, ask for my nudes or talk me > bi5.me/firegirl

There is this cute guy I like and I’m trying to think of a pickup line here’s a couple what u guys think?
“…….I got no pickup line but how bout I pick u up and go to the movies?”

“You wanna be my partner in crime and go...

Saturday nights card game ended with a twist. The guys were asking hubby about his birthday . He responded with just another year older. I’m thinking right he can’t remember. Just about the time the guys were leaving . I asked hey had Jim tell everyone what he gotten ?...

My first time at an Asian Massage Parlor, i didn’t get a massage, but instead i slept with the masseuse.

A friend of mine had been telling me about this great massage parlor. An unlicensed, Asian massage parlor. So me and him decided to check it out. The door to...

I was such an awkward and gullible child. In the 5th grade, a female classmate told me her friend liked me and too smack her a** while she in was in line. I said “really? Ok!”, marched on over and ended up missing and hitting the bottom of her backpack....

i barely slept last night thinking about the s** i had with a gay guy yesterday. i usually go for bi men but this guy was not interested in trying to have s** with my wife which does annoy me and he just gave me what i needed plus used...

One of the most funny, awkward moments of my life was me accidentally grabbing a guy’s thigh XD. Now, I can explain; I was at an amusement park in which there was this ride that 2 people sat in on each arm (looks like an octopus) and it sits you...

Here goes nothing, I work at a nonprofit staffed mostly by women, 98%, of which 75% are gay. I am gay, have been but not out, and I got hit on by one of the other telemarketers, 29 and hard as s*** because she works out all the time, I...

I am a gay man and I got a nice b****** from a young twinky garbage man. It was a fantasy fulfilled. Amazing. I loved it.

I’m a single mom of two children. Couple years ago After my divorce, decided to return to Church and bible study where I was raised at. Seamed like I never left. And attended the churches activities. I meet some couples and single people. I was introduced to an older gentleman...

why would anyone eat p**** when there’s delicious hairy BACKSNATCH to draft feast on??

SLEAZY SISSYHOLE SUNDAY y’all, Stay Greazy!

– Corvallus