why would anyone eat p**** when there’s delicious hairy BACKSNATCH to draft feast on??

SLEAZY SISSYHOLE SUNDAY y’all, Stay Greazy!

– Corvallus

Been delivering for doordash , couple years now. Helping me with college expensive’s. I have regular customers and local restaurants that I do business with. Yesterday I worked. Making a delivery for a regular. Known her for about a year. She’s lives in a nice apartment complex. Knocked on the...

I recently discovered that my best orgasms come from my c***. Also recently I’ve been so h**** with no one to f*** and it just makes me hornier and I can’t stop touching myself. Is it weird that I want a d*** in me so bad? (I’m a virgin btw)

Today I was going to give this guy a b******* and then he whipped out his p**** and it was huge, I’m scared to have s** with him now. I don’t think I could even fit it in my mouth. I’m not sure how to tell him that I want...

My name is Preston Manzy I live in Alabama and there’s a few things I don’t like:

White people
Spending money
Not getting my n***** c*** sucked by a white f*****
Leaving tips
Condoms
Paying the light bill
Not f****** t********** assholes

Awhile ago...

No problem, hope it was just coincidence. I mean, what are the chances of lightning striking 3 times?

Hopefully really low.

I feel quite nauseous after a normal meal? I don’t have any food allergies that could cause it, and my appetite is normal. I’m 25. This has only been happening on and off for the past few months, but is getting more frequent with time. I have a STRONG urge...

My wife and i were in a casino recently and tried out a fantasy of ours. And that is to see f guys try to pick her up when im not next to her. She went to a slot machine next to a guy in his 40s, and sure enough...

f*** mind projection I just greazed my backsnatch up and gaped so wide my c** cubbie swallowed up three dicks at once!

peace love and Jism,

Corvallus

Really feel excited today . Wanna share with the world. My boyfriend taught me off to jack him off.

Last night we had a book study over some science class homework with a few friends. We were seated at the kitchen table. Talking and not really doing what we planned. But trying to study . Friend of mine asked can we talk in private for a few minutes. I...

i’m here by mistake, bye bye

Just another Wednesday night out. Wasn’t planning anything different. I party with one of the guys from work. Showed up normal time. His wife answers the door and lets me in. Asked where’s Greg ? She reply in bedroom and passed out. She said lets not ruin the evening. Lets...

To everyone who has committed a s** offense- know you can rise above your actions and that one incident doesn’t define your whole life.

Yes, I helped a homeless s** offender reclaim his life after he saved my 7 year old daughter from being hit by a car. He grabbed...

I was on a busy commuter train this morning on my way home. We were getting close to a station and people started getting up ready to make a quick exit and get to work.
As we got near the station the train stopped and everybody had to wait...

We had enjoyed some morning s** today. Afterwards hubby got dressed and I had cooked breakfast. Off he went and said our goodbyes. I felt lazy and hadn’t changed out of my nightgown. Refilled my coffee cup off to the living room and sat down on my favorite chair. Turned...

Last nights poker game. Off to our buddies house . We all gathered around the kitchen table as usual. Our weekly Whiskey , cigars and chat. There was 6 of us tonight that showed up. One of the regulars had a new girl with him. We dealt the cards for...

Eight years ago when I was a scrawny little blonde about two months short of my 13th birthday my sister (who was 18), her boyfriend and I traveled out of town to a concert several hours from home. After the concert we had a hotel room for the night. We...

When I was 11yo, I went to summer camp, and I had a nightly fling with a 13yo boy who was there. We’d meet up in the boys bathrooms, s*** each other’s c****, he would f*** my a** but mine was too little to return the favor then. We’d never...

One night I during midnight walked up my sister’s bed and sat on the floor and slowly removed her blanket just upto her side as she was sleeping sidewise and buttocks at the edge of the bed. I carefully lifted her half skirt in the dark, but the street lights...

The girl before me, I am doing the same thing. And happy birthday it was mine as well

i buttfucked my aunt when i was a kid

I have a mf hernia.

so i am 17 and female and my friend and her gf keep asking me to join them in a t********. Itwould be my first, and i kinda want to try it. Should i say yes? BTW im a virgin.

I was the nervous the first time he asked to piss on me. I’d never had anyone else do that to me before and I wasn’t sure how I’d react. But I knew he would love it and my curiosity was overwhelming. We agreed to start in the shower. Earlier...

just bought some shoes from this dealer and idk what she laced em with but i been trippin all day

i wanna r*** your boy p**** tear it make it bloody take your hole

it’s mine now evan

Dedicated to our very own Sweetcheeks ….a Simple Confessor who just cant stop describing their bowel movements

Hit it boys

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
*sings*
When you’re sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into two
And your pants...

So there’s this girl that I like. All my friends keep telling it’s a “crush” and keeps making jokes that I’m in love and all that. However, although I’ve never experienced love, I don’t think this is what it is. I really can’t get her out of my mind, but...

Do it now! Grab it! Take that shampoo bottle and shove it up my a**!

I’m getting my braces tomorrow.
Anyways, whoever is reading this, you’re going to do something great in life. Keep doing what’s right and love yourself.

my wife came home one night and confessed that she’d had s** with our neighbor,while his wife and 3 daughters were gone out of town..You let him?..well,.no,.but we were drinking,and he kind of took it!..oh,.so did he have a big one?..oh yeah!..too damn big!.so, where’d y’all do it at?..in him...

women should participate in sports in my opinion and just stick with female things like makeup, model etc femininity not masculinity

at my current age, 13, I have smoked, done shisha, skipped classes, and done graffiti. I’m not sure I regret half those things and I can’t tell anyone I did them because they wouldn’t accept me.

When will the golden moment come

Last night with my boy friend. While making out . I wanted to switch things around. He wanted to open my blouse and play with t******. I pushed his hand away and said not tonight. My hand went down and started feeling his hard on though his pants. Feeling and...

Played Bitlife. Dane Werren-Sack, died at 93. Bidexual, wedded for 55 years to college love Buster Werren-Sack. Successful and educated adoptive son and daughter, Luke and Rebel Werren-Sack. 3 grandsons. Owned 3 mansions and 3 cars in lifetime. Died with a net worth of 3 Million dollars.
Man, I...

I have nobody to tell (which is why I’m on here ig) but I’m in a relationship for the first time in my life and I’m so f****** happy

When I was 17, I met a man from a craigslist ad at his apartment, got naked and recieved my first BJ. Loved it.

I forgive you all.