Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue.

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.

This book is sure to liquefy your brain.

You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck.

It was a question of which of the two she preferred. On the one hand, the choice seemed simple. The more expensive one with a brand name would be the choice of most. It was the easy choice. The safe choice. But she wasn’t sure she actually preferred it.

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us.

I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market.

All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.

The wave crashed and hit the sandcastle head-on. The sandcastle began to melt under the waves force and as the wave receded, half the sandcastle was gone. The next wave hit, not quite as strong, but still managed to cover the remains of the sandcastle and take more of it...

Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.

The stranger officiates the meal.

shut down site

White girls are way too f****** liberal. I’m dating a black chick right now and she’s so not brainwashed by the trans community 57 gender b*******!

Last night in Miami our friend Corvallus got spitroasted by hakeem olajuwon and patrick ewing in the garden behind hanks bar. I’m crying while I write this, but Corvallus finally got his backsnatch broken and they say he might not make it. He’s at Orlando Regional and I wish everyone...

was browsing the dark web just looking around and stuff wanted too see what was up and why everyone is scared of it when i clicked on a link and it was supposed to be a website were roms were hosted ya know copies of games and i saw instead...

Diamond David Lee Roth paid for my first lap dance at Club Madonna in SoBe in 97.

– CORVALLUS cream me at La Quinta now!

I put my pee pee in teeny Cindy! Cindy made my pee pee feel so good she shook around on my pee pee and my milk sprayed out into her! I love her v*****! V***** feels so good! It’s wet and warm and smelly and slimy hee hee I love...

Read on the Feasts of Lusts by Acolyte Rick cumslutdiary blogspot c** THE P**** BROTHERHOOD will teach u too to WORSHIP the HOLY JISM!!!

cumslutdiary blogspot c**

Corvallus; I’m sorry that Rocco farted through the door into your face. That sounds humiliating. Did your lady come back to you or did she sleep with him? What’s Tina? Do you have a pic?

Chris

Hello Corvallus, my name is Chris, I guess you can call me Chrisallus, im a young gay dude and I enjoy your stories here (I found a post of yours googling around for slurp ramps in florida). I’ve fooled around with a few guys but nothing big. You call your...

I had my first kiss a year and one day ago at the age of 17. It was with the girl I had the biggest crush on in 8th grade through highschool. We were just friends but she let me kiss her, and now we don’t even speak. I miss...

The first time I got buttfucked it was by Clark Hallisey in a KFC bathroom, handicapped stall. The french fries at KFC are really, unexpectedly good.

~Corvallus

i am not a human. i am not a human. my blood, and you, don’t synchronize…..

exoplanets8

RESPECT ALREADY MAN! WTF : EVEN *ALIENS* RESPECT ME. LOOOOOOL THE VIDEO

All of the girls who prostitute themselves in America, can be seen in movies which feature life on American cities streets, where lots of girls in short skirts and not much else are there to be seen and picked up for a quick f***.
Is that how it really...

Found out how to hack my brain. Now sinking trying to manage the success.

4 years ago on my first day at a new high school, the hottest girl waved to me while I was walking in the hall. Idk what I was thinking but stopped and walked over to her. On my way to sit next to her (mistake 1) I heard her...

Okay Dr. Dirt bag, judging other’s like your God Almighty himself. Take you’re own advice you a snake eating it’s own tail.

I made love to a sweet girl knowing that we couldn’t be together. Her family was moving away. She kind of jumped me. I was so happy and now she’s gone. Now I am sad.

Need something less intense. A private loyal loving partner that RESPECTS me as I RESPECT him.

This guy just has to give up. Give up the bullying harassment Alan Waller Scumbag. Nobody Loves You, they love the business.

I had known Kaitlyn and her mom Krystal for a day and a half before I flashed the pretty 12 year old my d***. I was flacid and semi erect the half a dozen different times within a couple of hours while we had lunch. If there was a Cover...

STAY AWAY BECAUSE I WILL HURT YOU IN MY DEFENSE ABUSER GANGSTALKER. S*** WEBSITE MOB

Lisa L.
I was 16 and a sophomore in high school. At the time I got together with Lisa I had a 14 yo and a 16 year yo in a neighboring town with ones little sister on the line. I was also banging 3 different girls in my...

Another time Willy T Ribbs and Dale Earnhardt spit roasted me at Slammers after the Daytona 500. They switched positions a few times and high fived over my back. Dale was the first to finish and then Willy took over on my buns and Dale shouted “breed that little queer...

Shut Up, the one that needs a kick in the small p**** is you Phillip Alan Waller Ordoñez. S*** Human full of Envy and Jealousy and HATRED.

hate this website and never use it to vent but…
WHAT YOU DID TO ME AND MY CAREER WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN OR FORGIVEN. MANY WILL DISCOVER WHY YOU TRIED SO HARD TO RUIN MY REPUTATION AND S*** LIES ABOUT ME WHILE YOU JUST LIKE MY SISTER KEEP THE...

TO: Totally wrong brothers first boobies.
ME: You should not feel ashamed nor shame him. Instead I hope that the two of you talk this over finding out both of your thoughts and feelings. It is wonderful to have a sibling in the house as a s***** partner. I...

Totally wrong ! Gave my little brother his first exploration on feeling boobie’s.