Mom was plastered when she came home after a night out with the girls. We all helped her to bed. Patty gave me a bj but wouldn’t let me f*** her. I fucked my mom and fucked her b*** too. She acted fine in the morning. I had pictures of...

I fucked myself with a zucchini… then did it again a couple more times. Ugh.

“Thank you for consistently reminding me you are a mistake.”
ur welcome and if thats about me, when did I send you a personal message?

You’re a stalker when you put it that way.

Wassup my JIZZLEPONIES? FIST YO FATHER FRIDAY Y’all! Then slurp his tasty drippings up! CORVALLUS here stay safe masked up socially distanced, respect one another even if u can’t find the love for them. We all deserve the same chance to Live thru this. Find a fuckbuddy and have fun,...

“whats the best in life”
ms I posted two posts ago?
watching you wait another 15 minutes trying to post another insult if that was about me.

i literally cant comment on people’s confessions anymore and it’s destroying my life’s purpose.

Did someone enable an addon from satan?
Please consider reworking that functionality.

Did someone say the fword or the nword and you decided to ban -everyone-?
shame on you

@Corvallus, can you tell us about your time working at the airport servicing jizzlesticks?

There’s a devil waiting outside your hole

And he’s full of evil with a touch so cold

And he’s creaming your grave and poking at your soul

There’s a devil waiting outside your hole

JIZZLEMAN
Since the world began
Forever, amen
‘Til the end of time
...

Ok so I creamed for the first time from a voice. Was listening to an anonymous youtuber’s music/ rap and literally got myself off 3 times in 15 mins listening to his song on repeat. Wtf.

454 kids? Holy f*** those are two h**** parents…

I’m not down with EDD and ripping them off, but ED is no problem with v*****, just don’t huff poppers or your heart can burst. That’s what did in Ol Tom

– CORVALLUS

I like f****** senior women, especially senior trans women. Nothing makes my pickle tickle like the sweet molasses from some crotchmeat. Tastatronic!

– SEMANUS

HELLO!! Vietnam Girl here. Just saying hi. I have not stopped by for along time. Last time I was here someone said unkind things about me, so I did not stay. But I am here again. I hope everyone fine.

Spitroast fans, lemme get a HELL YEAH

I was home a little early and found my daughter using a small v******* inside herself. I was overcome with lust and stripped before walking into her room. My d*** was huge and I was jacking off when she noticed me beside her bed. She was still a virgin and...

Behold! it is the magic hour for humanity: the Jism King has arrived!

Kneel in reference it’s sacrifice of the Holy Jism has allowed us all to live free! The King lords supreme on all of humanity’s jism, their work hid from the naked eye as humanity can enjoy...

Just became the local book theif, to my neighbors watch out, I just stole two really old books off of a porch decoration my neighbor had. Fyi If you want Harvard has a Homicide or House of Mirth back, your not getting them back Jen. Fix that s*** with your...

I couldn’t help myself. I guess I could have, I just didn’t. My little sister is so pretty. I have been spying on her with a hidden camera and in her windows for months now. She hasn’t been into us being physical since she realized that she was a girl....

check my bandcamp haters: exoplanets8 a genius (of course scuse moi)

I am beautiful and jealous incels are just jealous and bitter I will never love them back 😉 Beauty bullies are ugly. Meanwhile I have looks and the best part? A genius.

my first kiss was with a girl and I really liked it.

BIG Mother is one inch to wipe us all out and make this MARS. RESPECT NATURE AS EQUAL.

BIG Mother is one inch to wipe us all out and make this MARS. RESPECT NATURE AS EQUAL.

Michelle, Invited her parents in to my home. This was wild. Within 5 minutes they both got so comfortable. We had a great meal and meeting. I didn’t tell them it was a large venison roast.

JIZZLE JUICIN’!

“Um, Hello?” I hadn’t heard anyone coming and relaxed right away when I saw the visitor. “Well hello there?” Looking around for any threat at all. “UM, Hi. I’m Michelle?” “Hello Michelle, I’m Buddy,” trying to be friendly. Caught off guard for a change but quickly realizing no threat. Kind...

This website got reported to the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION 《FBI》and you, harassers will pay for CYBER CRIMES. 2020 CYBER CRIMES AWARENESS.

I pissed all up in that p****. She loved it!

I REALLY REPORTED YOUR HARASSMENT AND THIS SITE TO THE FBI SO BE VERY VERY WISE WITH THINKING TO HARASS ME AGAIN. I REPORTED EVERYTHING WITH NAMES, CHRONOLOGICAL TIMELINE AND SITE LINKS.

FBI COMPLAINT DONE. STAY OUT FOREVER.

I WILL FILE THE “FBI IC3 COMPLAINT” INVESTIGATION FORM TO GET THIS MATTERS SOLVED. SO DONE BEING HACKED HARASSED, AND ABUSED BY ASSHOLESS

YA’LL BLUE MACAWS JUST WENT EXTINCT HOLY S***!!!
CAN 2020 JUST END JESUS…

IM HIDING IN THE BATHROOM- I CAME OVER TO THIS CUTE BOYS HOUSE, HE HAS A B****- I THINK I DID IT. I GOT SCARED WHEN I SAW IT AND RAN TO THE BATHROOM- HOW DO I GO BACK OUT AND FIX HIS B****, IT WAS F****** MASSIVE, IM TERRIFIED....

After the election yes.

YOUTUBE SLASH / T4QX1dknzM0
ALIEN EVIDENCE 2020 BLUE MOON PORTAL!!!!!!!! -Exoplanets8 (bandcamp☆♡♧◇♤) NOT EDITED. SET SETTINGS TO MAX QUALITY AND WATCH THE SKY TRACE SHADOW

DATE: OCT 7 BLUE MOON PORTAL 2020

got myself a wedding ring lol 🙂 candy candy

F***, IM GOING ON MY FIRST DATE THIS SUNDAY

One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher until one’s cheeks burned with the silent imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied....

The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue.