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JAEDEN THE CREATOR (ADHD SUPER RAPPER)

2025 NEW ALBUM TRACKLIST

-Fukkin Diabetic (ft Merkules)
-Seizures (ft Luca)
-Promiscuous (ft Can Z)
-Fuckk my life (ft Amo)
-Bricks (ft Tyler the lot associate)
-Brain damage (ft snak the Ripper)
-Dislexic (ft Diogo)
-Nose Ring (ft Gracie Ann)

BONUS TRACK
-Retarded tyrannosaurus (ft Hunter the hungry)

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From “Etobicoke Life Magazine”
March 1999

“Walmart Workers Busted”

“A number of Walmart workers have been charged with theft of over $10,000….investigators used video evidence….workers removed security tags from VCRs….

Charged is J— Jasenec, age 24 and ……”

1. Etobicoke Life Magazine has been defunct since 2002, but you can research it at the Toronto Reference Library

2. This took place at the Honeydale Walmart

3. F*** YOU Sister Marie Howorth!! You had no f***** right to ask me private questions about my father’s death! The school board takes MY SIDE and even APOLOGIZED!!!

4. F*** YOU Judy W!!! F*** YOU Yvonne K!!!! Cause my mamma taught me NOT to steal! I was always an honest Bay girl! 😉

5. My father verbally abused my mother and my life was happier without him. Stop attaching everything I do to his death.

6.F*** YOU ALL in number 4 for attacking my ability on having empathy for strangers who die young or suffer. Having empathy for a stranger is not a bad thing. You think your Jesus would agree with you or me on that one?

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This is like TIFF for bankers and deep pocket billionaires

CTV news at 11

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when i am bored i go onto tiktok and search ‘icebreaker pages’ and i will read the lines out loud and pretend im the characters. that means i moan, whisper, grunt literally everything. if its in the book im saying it

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Went on omgle and had phone/virtual s** with a guy across the world. It was a great experience but I hate that when we were done, I couldn’t help but hope he’d ask for my info to talk again.

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I want to call in. I want to run and hide.
I don’t think I can handle this..
I’m looking for a new job 😒✌️
I’ll always loved you..
Yes ALWAYS 😊😶
P.s. please hug me because I won’t ask anymore.
🤓😓

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God came to be with me this weekend ☺

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This website is as fake as the confessions here

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a first experience
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Hi, umm… I am not sure this is the right category. To be honest with you, I do not care. I just need to tell someone. I am a quiet secretive person or what I like to call it “reserved”. It’s nothing serious in my opinion what I am about...

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My friends sister caught me in her room jacking off smelling her p****** and made me eat her not to tell. She was so h**** that I fucked her and came in her mouth. Now we f*** almost every day.

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Adopt a mushroom day

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My wife had a business trip for the last few days. While she was gone, I traveled and had s** with a girl I’ve been talking to online for awhile now. We psychologically, emotionally and finally physically connected. I’m really questioning my marriage now. This woman I’ve been talking to...

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This damn angry homophobe once messaged me sayin he wants to fight, i meet his racist homophobe a** and he said actually he want to fight his white asshoe versus my black banana.

After he ask for a hug and start crying and carrying on saying “I’m a niggerloving...

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a first experience
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After my girlfriend and I started getting serious, she gave me a wonderful h******. next night I took her to work and she gave me an even better b****** and swallowed. She’s been taking my load ever since. Then when I gave her oral, she almost fell off the bed,...

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Sobriety 2021

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I’m a s*** cam girl, watch me live now at girl4.cam/laura

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a first experience
6 years

25 minutes south I slipped into Cassandra’s window and I enjoyed f****** her virginity. She came twice I knew. I squirted my seed three times I know. She begged me be gone.

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a first experience
6 years

I gave my 11 yo sister extra benadryl cause she liked it. She went to sleep. I licked and sucked on her little p****. She has no b**** yet. I saw and touched her hymen with my finger. I stroked my c*** up and down her hot wet slit and...

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a first experience
6 years

Let me milk you
If you are feeling your low hangers heavy and need/want some release hit me up. Expert S**ker here or if you just want to be JO that’s ok too. Hit me up. Let’s make this happen.

Cut or uncut it doesn’t matter. As long as...

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a first experience
6 years

Radio personality Phil Hendrie farted in my face once at a baseball game. His seat was in front of mine and he got up to go to the concessions and blasted me right in the kisser. It smelled really badly.

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6 years

Mandy is 12 and she had been chasing me. I was 19 in 1972. I showed no interest till I found her really alone and kinda really drunk. It took her almost two days to sobor and eat and shower. It took me 3 days to play normal in real...

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a first experience
6 years

Actually it was John Quiñones and Morley Safer

– CORVALLUS

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I want you to be my husband even after all the bads you did to me. I love you.

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I’m the first President that didn’t go gray in office. Of course most of that happened in their second term so….

My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

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6 years

My golf game is improving. I play a game every five days! Covid-19 what?

My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

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blahblahlon gossip king dom. you are corrosive, corrupted, constructed. Look Babylon, Look. [Tower¿🃏]

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blahblahlon gossip king dom. you are corrosive, orrupted, constructed. Look Babylon, Look. [Tower¿]

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Babylon Prophecy: ٪”According to Bible prophecy the city of Babylon is destroyed near the end of the age just before the return of Jesus Christ. Many scholars question whether Babylon in prophecy is actually a physical place or if it should just represent the religious or economic systems of the...

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JAl-5jTAAZ8 = 💚❤🕯🖤🦉🪄👽🎄🧭👌 [YouTube]

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JAl-5jTAAZ8 After Mary’s pierced Heart watch Jesus Pierced Side

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🫖Feels Good Not to be Bound By Material things. Thanks Franciscans for the cup of wisdom. yum. 🌬

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GOBBLE GOBBLE on them tasty JIZZLESTICKS! Have a happy Thanksgiving y’all and think about ol CORVALLUS when you are getting wet looking at your cousin!

if you are in Miami, my sign is up behind La Carreta pointing you the way to my jizzleshack where I will s*** you dry...

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a first experience
6 years

only very low profit people indulge in this website. be rich, go outside here.

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6 years

Could the holy jizzim create a dock even he could slop?

256 Views
a first experience
6 years

I had a t******** with my boyfriend and his best friend. It was a game changer. I don’t know if I can go back to monogamy or even only him.

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None today.

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i crack up with the deranged poster who writes about BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM & POURING OF HOLY JISM ROFL wtf man?! i really got in your head!

– CORVALLUS

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a first experience
6 years

Had my teeth extracted, was closely pressed to my male dentist’s pec, squashed between it and his muscular arms and it certainly was arousing and pleasing to me.

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a first experience
6 years

Royalties what a f***** 🤡

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a first experience
6 years

ach mein freudenstein, the bitcoin is not volleyball, no matter how much you love mein furher, (myself of course)

Did i not mention mein furher is not here to make friends, and that I literally hate everyone right now because you try to force prices irrationally? everyday.

nevermind…
...

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a first experience
6 years

should I braid my p**** or go with a jheri curl down there? I’m afraid the activator might leak through my pants

– CORVALLUS

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a first experience
6 years

yeah like that dude said, if you said you’re watching me and being intimidating you can shove it up your a**, ur obviously -teh gay- or something.

why dont you go f*** a dog in the a******

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a first experience
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I LOVE BIG DICKS AND I CANNOT LIE

PRESTO CHARGO X** DINERS CLUB CREAMER

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