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Wedding bells will soon be ringing at Simply Confess, our own Corvallus Winslow will marry Dookie Dunker Dushawn in a private ceremony this spring.

Corvallus says “I’ve had a lot of c**** up by backsnatch but Triple D has that good good”.

Dushawn said “i was slamming Corvys cheeks in an alleyway and suddenly it just hit me, i want to make this bottom b**** jew mine forever”.

African American Nuts Nick will be the best man, it’s not clear if Presto Chango will attend the nuptials. Dinner will be served at John Gulbunni’s prime steakhouse, fresh poppers and white claws will be on deck, of course.

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