Melody, you are such a c***, but I would do you

My d*** is so hard.

She is promoted at the perfect command for her: busy, with subordinates who rise to the occasion and superiors who expect excellence. She wrestles with satisfying problems. And she has me. I hold her at night. She snores with her head on my chest. I count the thousand things I...

That baseball bat in the corner is looking pretty appealing right now. By nightfall its knob will be covered in my feces, and my a*** will be bleeding.

Imagine if you got stuck in your seat on the plane for 3 hours because of heavy turbulence after drinking 2 water bottles..

I want so s*** c** and eat it and s*** it and I wan litres and litres of c**, I love muscle and c** so much. Please feed me. when i see a hot muscle guy, i get all erective and want them to ravage me

I am a 20 year old male but have this fantasy where I want to be transformed into an anime girl and be a total w**** to the boot. F****** any guy mostly. But would prefer any shonen protagonist type.
and the characters I want to be transformed into...

I’m happily in a relationship with my gf but the temptations to experiment with guys is really strong and sometimes I just wanna be gay af and have a secret bf who rails tf out of me

I wanna f*** my best friend so bad. He’s 100% straight and would never consider it. But we can talk for hours and never get bored of each other… we connect on so many different levels.
Last week, we got back from the bar. I walked up to him,...

Wanna w**** to ride my face tell me to open my mouth and take a wet s*** down my throat

Men and Women in 2022 will simply cheat on you if a fetish or a fantasy gives them a free ticket. Love is a lie cheaters invented.

I wanna piss and s*** all over my neighbors wife

S***** fantasy time. I am eating out Clint Howard‘s a** while Mama Fratelli from The Goonies tells us we’re disgusting pigs.

Joe Biden has threatened “harsh sanctions” against Russia and personally against the Kremlin leadership if they refuse to attack Ukraine. We have a war to get going. We need to reduce the population while distracting from the failed planned-demic, lethal vaxx and destroyed economy.

Putin responded that an American...

The woke US military troops just released their new dance video on tik tok. Our Special Forces will be wearing their high heels and waving the rainbow flag at Russian troops to frighten them. The Russians only hope is to use the wrong pronouns!

The US has submitted a resolution to the UN condemning Russia because they will not invade Ukraine (sarcasm).

To bait Putin the US announced there will be ‘serious consequences’ if Russia dares to invade Ukraine. At the same time Canada, the UK, the USA and other NATO nations continue to pour massive amounts of soldiers and weapons into Ukraine.
The invasion has already happen. NATO invaded.

The...

Yo .. shut tha s*** up . Coravalium .. ya ain’t being talked ta … ya ain’t a mob pot .. ya ain’t neva been .. ya ain’t neva Gonna be .., ya ain’t nuthin..

I Amz tha highest level mob pot . Don’t anger me ..or yer gonna...

A “lid” is an AKA 47 ..or an AR 15 ….its code fer person of interest…or “person of trust”…POT…fer tha ..Sicilian mob. Im a mob pot . I ain’t no snitch .

Lid ? I don’t knooooo…sounds something HIGH TECH …A SPY …is on the loose …leverage is here …
I spy With my little eyeeee!!!

Eye LID …. If you snooze …you’ll lose !!!!

Mwhahaha!!!!

So my cat’s at the vet and he just farted. FML 🙁

I have SUCH a thing for asian women, yet I’m not dating one, I’ve never dated one and don’t know where or how to find one.

Beckoning brolic black brothers to bury b******** bones in my bodacious backsnatch! NO LOADS REFUSED! NO CONDOMS ALLOWED! WOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE!!

I know I sound pumped to the max, I’m poppered up on PIG SWEAT poppers and also took my preferred mix of Gina Tina Charlie and Marley! (And boofed two champagne...

I’ve always loved cartoon characters. And a little more than other people. Most people would fangirl over a fiction character from an anime, or at least a character that looks human. Not me. I desperately want to get ducked by characters like Omega Flowey and Beast Bendy. Monster fuckers unite!...

The US government is prepared to fight Russia down to the last Ukrainian.
America will sacrifice every Ukrainian to defeat Russia.

Leather, Check. Whips, Check. N***** Clamps, Check. Poppers, Check. Crisco, Check. Lets Party!

So many conflicting ideas in the world I can’t take it. It’s overwhelming. I really wish I was never f****** born at all. Because now I have no choice but to f****** live until God decides to kill me.

Putin still hasn’t taken the bait. No invasion of Ukraine. But Russia is moving troops and jets closer to Ukraine is response to the the large number of foreign troops and foreign weapons sent in by NATO.

NATO continues to taunt Russia by openly displaying the deadly nerve gas...

Where the f*** are all the glory holes these days?

Magic isn’t real. I wish it was, but it’s really not. It’s called placebo…

let your wifes fur roam over to the neighbor guy and have the neighbor send his wifes fur over to you!

a boy of 12 or 13 years old in a little speedo brief gets my d*** hard! love being a swim coach and seeing boys naked in the shower

Just did an obsession spell. By no means do I want to break up their relationship nor my own. Just love me from a distance. For the rest of your life. God I’m terrible. Lol

Find out how far the fur roams

I wanna make out with my scene friend so bad she’s so hot. She has blue hair and wears cropped tank tops and studded belts. I want her all to myself.

Hey beautiful L, s*** hot lips…you and your blue eyes are quiet a catch. I will eat your toxic blonde NYC Long Island cookie any day, just come sit on my face. Orgasms are good for your health, especially mine. xo

F*** I’m so h**** for her I can almost taste her

Thinking about how nice it would be to have a 18 to 21 year old guy in my bed. Nice hard body and hard c***

I think I have a crush on a former instructor of mine from last semester… I googled him and I felt guilty like a f****** stalker or something. Ughhh I just want him to rail me in his office of something… wtf is wrong with me

Went to the dentist and he filled my cavity. Wish he filled all my cavities ;)… what is it about intelligent older men that just does it for me. I swear I don’t have daddy issues. I just like older smart accomplished men. He wasn’t super attractive either, I don’t...