Ever since I was a child, ‘Kelly’ is the only person I have truly found s******* attractive. Sure, there have been other women, we are in our 30s now. But I’m thinking of Kelly when I have s** with them. I’d have gotten over it easier by now, except that Kelly’s husband is an ignorant moron (flat earther, anti-vaxxer, conspiracy theorist) who talks utter s*** all the time.
Kelly is a lovely woman, but she has a s*** taste in men.

Kelly is my cousin. Goddamnit, I am frustrate.