Ahem.
Befowe youw haiw’s pawted at the nape
and befowe we stawt to decapitate–
youw hands, youw feet,
youw eaws, fingews
–
oh, pwease, we beg of you shikyou gods
as you wet known aww the twuth to us
fowgive us fow ouw twansgwession
one, a-two, a-thwee, now then!
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