I have a huge fetish for nose blowing. I get off on watching a girl with a cold blowing out all her snot into a tissue. I have no idea where this fetish comes from. The one thing that turns me on more than anything in the world is when a girl blows her nose really hard and loud, so she makes a honking noise like an elephant – if a girl can do that then she’s instantly attractive to me. I’ll always look at girls – strangers, female friends, anyone – and imagine what she’ll sound like when she blows her nose. Cold and allergy seasons are hell for me because I’m always on alert, creeping on poor girls just trying to do something mundane. I think I need help. It’s a near constant distraction for me and it’s making me see female friends and sometimes even younger girls in a s***** light when I really don’t want to. My f********** does the same for me. I’m incredibly s******* frustrated and I fantasise about this nearly all the time.