I am female. When I was 6 years old, I was left alone with a large dog. The dog got hard and started humping me. At first I tried to stop him, but then I

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I am female. When I was 6 years old, I was left alone with a large dog. The dog got hard and started h****** me. At first I tried to stop him, but then I guess I got kind of curious. I felt sort of bad for him. I took off my underwear (I was wearing a dress) and got on my hands and knees for him. He mounted me, entered me and went to town on me. I liked how it felt, but it hurt a little bit. It lasted less than 30 seconds, but it lasted long enough for me to get caught by his owners. It was humiliating. I cried and begged them not to tell anyone. I don’t know why I did it. I’ve never done anything like that since.

New Confession

A highly requested biography on famed British rock band called
RODNEY AND THE FUCKHEADS!
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“Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band.
Instead,
it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as a humorous punchline to represent a low-tier, fictional local bar band.
Context and Usage
The “Worst Opening Act” Joke: Musicians and fans typically invoke the name in hypothetical scenarios to mock bad career trajectories
or undesirable gig offers
(e.g., “Your music career isn’t that bad… it’s not like you are opening up for Rodney and the Fuckheads”).
Internet Humor:
It pops up as a satirical trope on micro-blogging platforms
and text-sharing jokes to embody the absolute bottom rung of amateur local live music culture.

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.