If you want to know the truth I’ll tell you, the hallisonian and I were backsnatch bros during the Cleo’s days.

We’d go to Cleo’s together have a few cocktails and get folded and sleazed by the brothers.

We were best of friends, like Logins and Messina– we’d even shave each other’s front bushes, add Rogaine to each other’s backbushes or lube each other up for a night of deepdickings by hung honchos at Cleo’s.

Dude who went by the Jacksonian, Clarence Jackson and another dude named Pringles Can Patrice used to drink with us at the spot after Cleo’s. Basically we’d be getting worn out and slutted around the clock. I once worte a song called “BigBlackCock AroundDaClock and hallisonian had a verse on it.

This was around the time when hallisonian became such a whigger. If you check his Facebook page (Clark Hallisey) you can see his posts about black men.

I miss Clark but I’m not wearing a durag or hiking one leg of my adidas pants up anymore!

CORVALLUS