A friendly reminder that today at the ALLIGATORFUCKHOUSE it’s SUCKOFF SUNDAY.

Choose from one of our comfortable recliner chairs and either myself or one of my sissy pals will service your weary sizzle stick. As always, hung BUCKNIGGERS go straight to the front of the line!

Poppers, wet wipes, LAZER malt liquor, mini bagel dogs and George W Kush spliffs are all complimentary today, that’s the Corvallus Difference.