My girlfriend works in a posh hotel, knows which rooms are vacant. Sometimes she gets the key to a room that had a young couple in it the night before and

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My girlfriend works in a posh hotel, knows which rooms are vacant.
Sometimes she gets the key to a room that had a young couple in it the night before and we go and make out in the unmade bed.
Sometimes we have s** and then piss and poo in the bed, that’s Amazing …. And somebody else gets the blame!

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When it finds humans or Pokémon it likes, it freezes them and takes them to its chilly den, where they become decorations.
Would you like to be a decoration in my living room?

-Professor Oak.

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