I never thought I'd had the urge to swing on the other vine, but here we are. I'm 40's, divorced, in great shape, grown kids, and the handsome, fit older

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I never thought I’d had the urge to swing on the other vine, but here we are.
I’m 40’s, divorced, in great shape, grown kids, and the handsome, fit older cat by most accounts.
Anyway, I’m in my fave bar recently and this dynamite blonde keeps looking over at me. She’s about 15 feet away.
BUT, she’s with this handsome, well dressed dude. (They’re both about my age.)
Curious, and after a bit, I went over and made up some bs and said “hey don’t I know you both from blah blah whatever?”
Dude goes no, but my gal here thinks you’re handsome and we’re both glad you’re here.
I was with an out of town gal/friend, so we got numbers for another day.
Curious, I later contact them and we meet for a drink on a Sat afternoon.
We all hit it off great and they made it super clear they wanted me to ravage this dynamite blonde.
So we go back to handsome guy’s awesome pad in the hills with a great pool/patio.
S*** blonde disappears and comes back wearing a barely there bikini. I mean this gal was in amazing physical shape. I could feel my bulge swelling with serious anticipation.
Within minutes, gal has her little top off and me and her guy friend are down to our shorts, and soon underwear.
(This was funny, we were both wearing the same brand of smaller briefs that accent the good stuff.)
Anyway, this was all super chill and relaxing. We move over to the couch. Hot gal in the middle of us. There’s lots of massaging, kissing, petting and all that.
The babe is soaking wet and the men are rock hard.
Soon, we’re all naked and she get’s on her knees in front of me and begins a truly expert show with her lovely lips and tongue. Guy friend is gently stroking his healthy c*** (and we’re both similar in that department.)
Here’s where they spring it on me, and not in a weird or bad way.
They tell me that they strongly prefer if there’s both guy/girl and guy/guy stuff during these sessions.
They see my reluctance bc I don’t judge but I’m not gay and have never done anything like that.
They both let it go and hot blonde says, well let me take care of you and give you something to think about.
She proceeds to give me as great an oral pleasuring that you can have and taking every inch and every drop. Handsome guy friend patiently stroking his c*** and watching. Then this gorgeous blonde does the same for him.
Mind numbing. Like the best p***, only live and real.
So, they made it clear we would have no further contact with me unless I agreed to some guy/guy stuff (no a***, no way).
Looks like it’s decision time, because that was a fun afternoon. And this couple is what you would call perfectly fit, good looking, smart, hot, handsome, everything. We shall see. As I write this, I’m 50/50 on going through with it. Wish me luck!

New Confession

Sister Marie Howorth had no right to ask me private questions about father’s death. The Toronto Catholic District School Board has verified this with me. To quote the TCDSB, “If you did not disclose to her that your father died, she should not have asked.” The TCDSB also verified that Sister Marie Howorth should not have asked me ‘prodding’ questions. Especially when she saw I was in distress. At that point, she should have stopped. As for the comment, “You wear a mask”, this was a very harmful comment to say to a student. In today’s climate, making a comment like that to a student would never fly. I feel emotionally abused by Sister Marie Howorth. I’m sick of people glorifying her and talking about how compassionate she was. I simply did not see that side of her. When I asked what the meeting was about that day, Sister Marie Howorth replied, “Oh Just Something.” This answer was an outright lie. Sister Marie asking me to reveal private details about my father’s death was not “just something.” I still feel very violated by the way Sister Marie Howorth treated me. She invaded my privacy and my grief. (Actually I don’t really grieve my father because he called my mother an ugly warthog infront of me when I was 6) I hope God did not let her into Heaven Scott Free! Sister Marie Howorth ruined my last year of high school with her psychological abuse.

F*** You Sister Marie Howorth
F*** You Judy Wright
F*** You Yvonne Kocik
F*** You Former Deputy Director of the MSSB who thought he had a right to force a grief counselling on me when he could have just made a complaint against me to stop. I would never have contacted him in the first f*****’ place! Besides, unlike his late son, I would never steal VCRs from the Honeydale Walmart!!!

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