I took a 3 pound shit in the specimine bucket of a lab that tests poop samples then boxed it up and took it to UPS. They weighed it and started showing

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I took a 3 pound s*** in the specimine bucket of a lab that tests poop samples then boxed it up and took it to UPS. They weighed it and started showing everyone around there and laughing. I took off. I think they know that they are poop samples. I was secretly proud.

New Confession

You were very hungry after working outdoors, so you and James went for a drink at the Irish pub.
You ordered a Rum on ice.
In the kitchen a light bulb exploded and the chemicals and glass went all over your drink.
You just drank it and died

Final Destination: YOU

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