I hosted Mucho Mancooch Monday this week at my alligator f-house and was hoping to split some Latino cheeks but instead a bunch of h**** latins came looking to split cheeks and I was the only bottom there!

My cis lady girlfriend came home and saw how red and bruised my a** was and she demanded the truth and I told her I was assaulted by a pack of mexis.

But later she found a video on my phone where I was riding Alfredo’s rod while Ricardo had his in my mouth and Bernardo had his in my hand, with my free hand I was doing the Arsenio Hall fist pump thing so clearly I was enjoying myself.

Finally I told her that my friend Clarke Hallisey made the video of me with AI as a joke and she believed that so everything is fine now.

This was worse than when she saw a video of me taking on a train of niggars at Cleo’s and I had to tell her it must be my estranged twin brother Corvanus!

Stay greazed and sleazed my friends!

— Corvallus Bronson Winslow III