Don’t you just hate those phone calls you get from scammers?
I had one yesterday from a very nice, friendly young lady who said she was phoning from my bank and you can guess the rest….
I went along with it for while then I said to her – hang on a second could you just tell me one thing before I give you my card details, yes of course she said anything that will help you – so I said, what colour knickers are you wearing and how long is it since you took them down and had a poo?
She hung up. Problem sorted.