Stop quoting the friendship confessions, dumb b****. They ain’t meant for you. They ain’t meant for your pimpled a**.
Going to bed wearing silky pan ties. I’ll have nice dreams and erec tions. Night night.
Steve and I have invited extra guys over for special events. Now we’re gearing up for his 32 second birthday. And I’m asking lets invite two extra guys plus him. Because I really want my cream pie pan ponded.