I faked a seizure because I was bored I guess. I was going through a lot of emotional stuff with working on childhood trauma and marriage issues. I thought I’d get a few days off in the hospital and let go. But i started having too much fun, and got cocky. I wasn’t expecting to be intubated and admitted to the neuro ICU on video EEG. I really wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed with an actual thing! But now they say I have PNES and I have to go with it. I lost my driving privileges. I lost 3 weeks of work, down to 0 PTO. Now i have to complete this 12 week program for non-epileptic seizures and act like it’s helpful.
