So Homophobic Guy finally came by the alligator fuckhouse yesterday. He identified himself as Homophobic Guy from SimplyConfess and I invited him in. He asked for a drink to “calm his nerves down” so I made him a Bloody Mary.
The conversation got around to my bodacious backsnatch and how he thought he’d like to try it like I had offered.
I got in my sling and gave him instructions. He pulled out a condom but I told him RAW IS LAW and condoms aren’t allowed. He used some lube on his c*** and slid it in my backpussy while I watched his face from below.
“This backpussy feels fantastic” he said.
“Is it ok if I really pump and pound it?” He asked.
“Knock yourself out” I said.
Homophobic Guy started thrusting really hard and calling me homosexual slurs and other words like “b****” “cocksucker” “p**** boy” and “clam a**”. When he ejaculated he looked like a deflated balloon and finally said “I love you” and then “I need to go back home”.
I showed him out and gave him my number. Today I keep getting texts from him, it looks like he’s writing them cryptically because maybe his wife checks his phone:
“Hello Corv is your BP available today?” BP meaning backpussy.
“Hi Corv write back need to drop off some JJ at the alligator house” (JJ meaning jizzle juice)
“Is someone else using your BP? I hope not. Thought we had an agreement.”
So like we all knew already Homophobic Guy is a huge sissy booty lover!
–CORVALLUS