All you racists and bigots think you’re funny but you’re gonna slip up and I’m gonna BREED THAT BACKSNATCH and your lady’s too! You’re lucky i’m not a gift giver like Prestonian you’ll only get 100% clean s**** up your caca cooter!
I AM
the LECHE LORD!
the MASTER OF MANJUICE!
the CREAM CONNOISSEUR!
the SULTAN of S****!
the JERU of J***!
greazed sleazed on my knees ready to please and BREED
the ONE and ONLY
CORVALLUS