I just made my German shepherd vomit on my erection!
Hubbies really upset. He found out that His sister and I had a taco night out party. I told him when I was licking her clam shell bowl. She squirted clam juice all over my face.
I saw my neighbors thru the landscaping doing gold en showers. Asked if I, m, cud join the fun. They said, “bring beer”. Having fun.
