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BACKSNATCH BRONSON in the house and tonight I’m going out to the wild jungle bar known as the PURPLE CUCUMBER and I’m going to get my backvulva busted by brawny and boisterous black brothers!

Manager Roberto Hamburguesa brought in 2 for 1 Crooked I malt liquor cans and waffle battered fried chicken! Bottles of Hypnotik are on deck and on ice in the VIP area, get hypnotized while your cracker a** gets niggerized!

BLM! Black Libations Matter! $5 grape soda martinis with a watermelon wedge until midnight!

— Corvallus “Backsnatch Bronson” Winslow

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