WILD OUT ON A WET WOOLY WASTE WAREHOUSE WEDNESDAY Y'all! That means fuck some juicy asshole! CORVALLUS here with GOOD NEWS: the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE will

4 years

235 Views

WILD OUT ON A WET WOOLY WASTE WAREHOUSE WEDNESDAY Y’all! That means f*** some juicy a******! CORVALLUS here with GOOD NEWS: the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE will remain OPEN! Settled an issue with the landlord now it’s all holes a-greazin’ whenever I’m down to breed & seed. A neighbor started s*** over parking and blamed me, s***** b**** oughta know I always have them park a block away at the La Carreta overflow lot FOH cars blocked me in too. She’s just nasty cuz im PANSEXUAL but ill dust her if she ever gets up in my face, AND ill sue her estate for everything shes got. Gotta love Florida.

If you’re a bigot hater, F*** YOU. Die. I believe in PEACE LOVE & BACKSNATCH, but if you are a hate filled f***, die. I’m happy to hasten it too. Then we can live in a better, more pleasant world.

New Confession

3 dead in Montreal

The C in Canada is for Crime

Related Confessions

There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.

But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.

I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.

She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.

CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…