She said 'This is a Christian university'... Imagine the look on her face when I told her that her god was dead, and I killed him. I drank his blood and

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She said ‘This is a Christian university’… Imagine the look on her face when I told her that her god was dead, and I killed him. I drank his blood and ate his flesh. The church told me to do it. That shut her the hell up! Stupid holier-thsn-thou c***.

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There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.

But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.

I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.

She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.

CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…