I've had so many blow jobs. So many from so many. Here's the number in my estimation of sex related action I have seen in my life. Foot fetish action

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I’ve had so many blow jobs. So many from so many.

Here’s the number in my estimation of s** related action I have seen in my life.

F********** action which is everything from serious flirting, to me tickling, to straight up foot job is 100+. It could be as high as 150-200 and goes all the way back to when I was a kid. With adult women. Haha.

Blowjobs in my estimation from 50 women and sometimes multiple blowjobs from certain women.

S** is 6 which includes both of the above and with i**********. It’s low. I don’t f*** just any woman, I never have. I need to like her. I hate stupid women or “ding a lings” as I call them, and I don’t like sluts. I don’t accept blowjobs anymore either. I like them, I just have a complex. I’m uncomfortable with the idea of teeth anywhere near there.

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3 dead in Montreal

The C in Canada is for Crime

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There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.

But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.

I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.

She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.

CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…