Ight so I’m a guy, and I’m 30, but I look like I’m in my early 20’s and people even ask if I’m old enough to drink yet sometimes. I sound like a teenager, and I’m tan af, I have tattoos all over my body, arms being the most visible sleeves, and I also come off as feminine and a lot of dudes love that. They always try to hit on me secretly, right? I’m bi. But I don’t just tell anyone. So this black guy was watching me in the laundry mat (my washing machine broke so I have to use the laundry mat until I buy a new one) and this was like my fourth time going, so this guy was watching me do my laundry and I didn’t have underwear on just gym shorts that were a little too small and he kept staring at my d***. As I’m folding my first two loads of clothes, he just kept watching me and I met his eyes and traced them to my d*** so I looked down and noticed when I fold a shirt my d*** does this wiggle thing in my shorts and you can see every detail of my d***, every vein, the head and where it begins all the way to the top of my d***. My d***’s head being clearly visible, I started to mess with him and I grabbed my d*** like I had an itch and he grinned. I didn’t look at him directly, but I saw his grin when I did. And then he kept walking by me to a drink machine like he was getting something but just kept walking back to where his stuff was. And then after a few minutes of him watching my d*** slinging in my shorts, and teasing him a woman walks in, black and beautiful as ever. A Queen sure enough from her walk and her entrance. He immediately stopped staring at me and started to put on a more thuggish type personality. His walk changed, he wouldn’t look at me, and he stopped walking by. He tried to talk to her and he failed. She ignored him. I died inside laughing. So I told her that I liked her hair and that she was so pretty in a gayish voice low enough the guy couldn’t hear me. She said “Thank you baby. You’re handsome yourself.” And the black guy about lost his mind. He walked out smoked a cig and then came back in staring at us. When he was smoking I had told her he was staring at my d*** before she walked in and I was teasing him and when she came in his focus broke. She said she wanted to mess with him too. So we agreed and now have a team. Lol. She said it was hot and took her too shirt off, showing she had on a sports bra and her body was amazing. He lost his mind and walked by to the drink machine three times to get a better look. As he walked by, she would get close to me to tell me stuff and she whispered “adjust your d*** like you’re getting hard” stuff like that since I told her already what I had done teasing him. Lol. So he walks by and she whispers in my ear and I go “Uh.. If we weren’t doing laundry right now in public.” And I adjusted my d***. We confused the f*** out of this man until she left to go get her nephew from his dad and said she’d be back. When she left he walked over and asked me if I was hittin that. I told him yeah, she wants to be more but I don’t want a relationship. He dapped me up and said “My boyyy. That’s game.” And we talked for a bit about girls, s** and s***. What we like. And then he finally mentions that he was in jail for a few months and had done stuff with some guys just to get off, and he doesn’t care about gender, he just likes to nut. I got hard and was trying to keep my b**** from anyone else walking in or out to see it, and it was wayyyy too big to hide in the small a** shorts I had on so he asked me if I wanted to go around the building and meet him on the side where no one could see. I walked around and he had his pants and boxers pulled down. He was stroking his d*** and I got down and started sucking his d*** immediately. When he came, he moaned so loud someone in front of the building heard and walked around and peeked at us. They saw me swallowing his c** and then when we finished we walked back in and laughing did our laundry. He added me on Snapchat and then left. When he left, a white dude asked if that was me behind the building he saw. I froze and he said “Relax bud. Just asking. I ain’t never seen that before.” And immediately knew it turned him on. So I teased this dude a second to see his reaction and then not five minutes later I had him behind the building sucking his d***. He told me he would add me on Snapchat and message me but I couldn’t talk about anything gay. I said “Don’t you think it’s less suspicious if we act sus like all straight dudes.” And he laughed and agreed. Less obvious by making it obvious. Perfect. So now I got two new friends with benefits in the same day.