Ric Flair s******* assaulted me April 19th 1999 at the Holiday Inn in Gainesville. I was smoking a joint in the parking lot having just finished eating at the attached Dennys. I didnt notice him until my passenger door swung open and he got in. He reeked of alcohol, and leaned over to a stunned me and said “WOOOOOOOOOO! Lemme get some of that Hot Pecker Action!” and rubbed his hands all over my crotch! I tried to move away but he clamped on to my d*** through my jorts and told me if I didnt come up to his room he would take me down onto the ground and r*** me out in public in front of everyone. I’m an athletic dude but this was the Nature Boy, he couldve turned me into a pretzel! So I complied, got out the car, he came around and put his hand in my pocket. We went to his room, all the while me trying and failing to find a way out. When we got into his roof, he shuffled around and next thing i knew he was placing something under my nose. My head began to swim, and the next thing I know it’s 4am, I’m coming out of a daze and I’m b*** naked and a white haired man in snoring on the bed. I very quickly realized what happened, and silently made an exit to my car downstairs and drove the couple blocks home. Luckily my a** wasn’t bleeding, and I couldnt tell for certain, but it certainly seemed like there was dried s**** all around my crotch area front to back.

Every time I see that m*********** on TV, I want to break someone. I hope before he passes on, Ric Flair’s r***** receives vengeance.

– CORVALLUS