I sucked them juices up at the One Stop Jizzle Shop! Steve keeps it clean, there are gloryholes in the booths but they’re big enough to let another fella in and take his JIZZLE JUICE any way one likes! Thanks for those breakfast protein shakes fellas!

Hope the rest of y’all get that good s**** today from whatever organ you prefer; we all s****, just different makeup of the liquid, it’s all good as long as it comes from the front. Backsnatches are only friendly to f*** when they are cleaned up In-holes. It’s a multipurpose hole, but it’s one or the other, not both. NO DOO DOOS!

If you wanna be fucked keep that brown eye fresh, use some Listerine in it. And that’s Corvallus’s tip of the day!