Today at a restrant (not Rally’s) I didn’t leave no damn tip and the cracker made an angry face at me. I walked up to him and said “you got a problem, whitey?”. He said “after you sent back your food twice and I brought you 10 coca colas I was expecting a tip”

I told him “I wasn’t expecting to be called a damn cheap N***** just for eating at a restrant but that’s what you just did!”

He started stuttering and backtracking and I could tell he was a damn f** and I said “get behind the building in 5 minutes and drain my sack and I won’t tell the manager or the newspaper!”

He met me back there and smoked my Alabama black snake for about 5 minutes before I filled his mouth with some southern custard and left but not before hitting him with the fart hammer BOOM right in the face.

Then I says to him “you ain’t gonna forget this day or my name boy!”

He asked what’s my name and I said “My name is Corvallus Bronson Winslow but they call me the Bronsonian”

Then I farted in his damn face again.