Was working on two Bufords in the parking lot at Rally’s when I decided to head to the pickle park. My stomach was churning something fierce and I knew I’d better hurry. I get to the pickle park and walk out past the grass and see some fruitcake in the bushes who says “hey over here!”. I go over and pull out my Alabama black snake and say “Blow”. This white queer is going to town and I feel a fart coming so I hurry and bust my nut. Then I turn around to blast his face with a little of my home cooking and this trickster ducks and then waves it back up towards my face. I almost got sick at the damn smell and he runs off giggling. This is the damn racism I’m talking about, black man can’t even get a b****** and gas out a white without him trying to turn it back on the black man. Damn queer spit my nut all over my purple gator shoes too.
