One night a few years back, I hooked up with this goth-looking g****** Tinder who claimed she had absolutely no gag reflex. She wasn’t lying… and when I told her I was about to c**, she immediately deepthroated my c*** all the way down to the balls and stayed there until I was finished. Every single drop went straight down her thoat. I have to say, that was by far the best o***** I ever had that was induced by another person.

As for the best o***** I ever had while m***********… One time I was on an anonymous confessions app called Whisper, and I ended up exchanging Kik IDs with this 14 year old girl named Lauren. Hey, she was cute and actually willing to talk to me, unlike every other girl I messaged, so f*** off aight? Like almost every young girl, she was really insecure and saw herself as this ugly little troll who nobody could ever find attractive. I encouraged her to take some pics in s*** poses wearing whatever tight-fitting or revealing clothing she had, and send them to me and I’d give her an honest opinion. So she did. She took a whole bunch of pics wearing the most revealing outfits a 14 year old could reasonably be expected to own.