Listen up all you fakers and haters: I got creamed tonight by a lady-dicked friend, and she really pounded me good but I was too dry, and my hole is on fire. I had to put some benzocaine cream on my ring, worked it up in the too. It’s like boofing a bit of weak H, numbs it out, get you tingly and spacey (but not Kevin spacey, f*** they guy. We all love Keyser soze, but f*** creepers preying on kids like him and Bryan Singer. The latter contributed to my late friend Brad’s deliquency).

I guess you could say my BACKSNATCH was SLEAZED, but not GREAZED.

Simply,

Corvallus