Hey MC Pee Pants, I bet you a sopping wet diaper you can’t resist my ginormous hairy backsnatch.
Multiple times I fell asleep at work and other employees noticed and I felt awkward embarrassed I was angry and I was intimidated I felt uncomfortable I was immature unprofessional I lied I passed judgment against others
so what kinda underwear you wearin? cotton or synthetic?
-darrel the manager
