Calm down dude! Chill pill. Nap. Think about something else for a while! Watch a movie. Have a burrito. Goddamn.
Multiple times I fell asleep at work and other employees noticed and I felt awkward embarrassed I was angry and I was intimidated I felt uncomfortable I was immature unprofessional I lied I passed judgment against others
so what kinda underwear you wearin? cotton or synthetic?
-darrel the manager
