I met a new fella named Summer Sausage Silas last night at the Purple Cucumber. WOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE I've been backed up for a week and now I'm as clean as

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I met a new fella named Summer Sausage Silas last night at the Purple Cucumber. WOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE I’ve been backed up for a week and now I’m as clean as a whistle! Sorry about the mess triple S!

CORVALLUS WINSLOW

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Multiple times I fell asleep at work and other employees noticed and I felt awkward embarrassed I was angry and I was intimidated I felt uncomfortable I was immature unprofessional I lied I passed judgment against others

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